get well soon matty

WWE NXT 8/23/12 CM Punk vs. Antonio Cesaro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDeMLLwo3jU

NXT 8/24/12: CM Punk & Seth Rollins Celebrate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B6sSKhlMvk
neither will be seen on a show

WWE NXT 9/5/12 Full Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfnpG3v01rs&feature=player_embedded

WWE Superstars: September 06, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_EAsyWrLzo&feature=channel&list=UL
winners matty TWk

Hey Everybody.
Happydude emerges once again from the land of Parts Unknown.
I still have no laptop, so I still can't listen/comment reguarly, which sucks. However I felt it was important I filled everyone in on the most important wrestling tournament of the year. New Japan Pro Wrestling's G1 Climax took place in August and was an excellent tournament, full of surprises. The winner was the young upstart and former IWGP champ Okada. His momentum continues. However Karl Anderson (Tensai's Partner) also got over from the tournament, becoming a surprise finalist. That Okada won the prestigious tournament was a big surprise to many, and many feel his push id premature. I think it is great that New Japan get behind a young performer so completely. It is unlikely WWE would do the same.

On another note. TNA IS AWESOME! There is a good chance that the main event of bound for glory will be Samoa Joe vs Austin Aries. Just imagine that! I don't want to Jinx it, but it could well happen.
Meanwhile, WWE is stupid. I hardly bother watching anymore. The results are the same every week.

However... CLAUDIO! CLAUDIO! CLAUDIO! CLAUDIO! That was quick, it took less than a year for him to win a singles title. Congrats Claudio!

Raw: Miz/Cole on commentary...Miz and Cole on commentary....??? *GTS to Spike* ...I ran out of ponies. Anyway, More anger management with Daniel Bryan and Kane, featuring Scorpio Sky jobbing to floor. I swear this feels as though this is going to lead up to Bryan and Kane becoming a tag team and winning the titles! Actually, what does happen is the two...HUG IT OUT! Punk/Sheamoose...doesn't happen. Alright Spike, back on my shoulders. Wait wait, I'll spare him as Sheamoose debuts the Texas Cloverleaf! This causes Swaggie to leave...YAY! And finally, Del Rio/Cena in falls count anywhere...Punk screws Cena of course and...HEYMAN!? HEYMAN IS BACK!

Final Rating: 3/5, especially for Heyman's return!

In other news, Eve won some contest called "Stars Earn Stripes" ...And not a single fuck was given. Evidently not even by WWE.

Winners: The Rock...say what you will, but he did stop a gang of potential burgulars on the set of Fast Six...Zack Ryder is 2-0 on Raw, and Heyman is back!
Losers: HHH, that haircut doesn't suit you at all, Vickie for being Vickie as usual...and a unrelated non-wrestling loser: A Christmas Story 2! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHJNBZ2rrMM

Here's a fun little game for you: Think of How you can turn Cena heel and then screw it up! Here's mine for a example: Give him a big top hat and a twirly moustache and have him pull various pranks and nusicances on the other superstars. And whenever his plans fail on him, he shouts "CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!"

Hello people.
out of subject, I manage to get my degree in SEO and now...need to find a job. Hopefully.

-RAW in Chicago : a better 3 hour than I could expect. Although I hate Punk forced to play the heel, he was really good that night. As for Cole/Miz, to Cole's credit he didn't went on full on intense blowjob. As for the ending : Punk associated with Heyman. Instant Win

-Impact : it wasn't the best since it's the go-home show before No Surrender and we've our Final four : Joe, Storm, Hardy and Bully Ray. In the mean time, say goodbye to Devon since he didn't resign another contract with the company.

- About QT Marshall : to be honest, he wasn't that bad. Sure he's acting like Bennett but I found him less annoying and more talented. Also, wish ROH sign that Capoeira guy, he's awesome!!

Winners :
-Punk with Heyman. Now that's will help being a relevant heel.
-Daniel Bryan and Kane...PLEASE MAKE THEM A TAG TEAM!!
-The Capoeira dude in ROH. If you do know his name, please let me know
-Cesaro's new theme : Dean Malenko's Iceman theme. And yes...it's in FIVE...different...languages

Losers :
-That Vickie/AJ rivalry. I don't know but this is going to hurt....A LOT!!
-Triple H cutting his hairs...it's official, he has become Vinnie Mac Jr.
-Winter gone from TNA...The Knockouts have became very thin.
-The WWE universe...WHY HAVE YOU CHOOSED A HUG IT OUT MATCH ?? THIS COULD'VE BEEN A PERFECT TAG TEAAAAAM !!
-Cole for a little botch during Shaemus match: he did use the Cloverleaf before. Marella/Shaemus anyone ?
-TNA security for not doing their job looking for the original and replica world title belt. I'm sure it's the same security that brought Gunner and Murphy

Phew what a week!

Winners:

CM PUNK and Paul Heyman: May death come quickly to their enemies...

Antino Cesaro: Trying to make the us title matter again.

Gokaisilver and Biohybrid: Might be potentionally meeting up and going to an IWA: South Midwest wrestling show! (See Matty we listen!)

Losers:

Katlyn: botched her way into the title scence

AJ Lee: I think your days as Gm are numbered honey. Call it a feeling...