*Sigh* Raw sucked so bad it doesn't deserve my normal "appear using Sci-fi tech" joke.

Damn Wrestlecast brothers and sisters... what the hell happened? Last year we weathered the storm of pure bullshit that was Cena v Dwayne, we put up with Daniel losing in 18 seconds, we put up with Phone in promo after phoned in promo from Dwayne, and we put up with the Mesagog era. I thought we'd made it through the worst of it. WHY THE HELL ARE THINGS NOT GETTING ANY BETTER!?

This Raw was the epitome of underwhelming and boring. I was cheated out of a Ryback match, the only good match was maybe that triple threat, or the foregone conclusion of Ziggler v Y2J, and for the love of god I can't remember most of the rest of the show! I may get pissed off during impact, but at least it's provoking a reaction, this...this just provoked sheer APATHY!

3 hours is quickly proving to be the worst thing to happen to WWE since they took JR off Talent Relations, the PG era, and Michael cole all rolled into one. Maybe 'm going overboard, but typing this and the stream has been the only wrestling based fun I've had so far! Punks heel turn...y'know what, I've ranted enough. I'm tagging in someone else to take that particular issue to task.

Winners:
All the wrestling riff people- I swear if it wasn't for you guys I wouldn't be able to watch mainstream wrestling anymore.
Cena- You pulled out a very good counter promo. *Slow clap* Well played Shrek, well played.
NXT- Based on what few episodes I can find, this show is better than Raw big time! Hey WWE Bookers come here: if you're having trouble with the 3 hour thing; PUT THESE GUYS ON!!!
Transformers Fall of Cybertron- Just picked up my preorder tuesday, can't wait to see what it's got to offer. Matty, Shades, Enigma...I will have my vengence. Just as soon as I stop sucking at 3rd person shooters.
Everybody out there who's going back to school this week- Make the year count guys, the world needs you. Maybe one of you can work for WWE and make it stop sucking.

Losers:
WWE Bookers- What are you guys doing?
Jinder Mahal- What the hell exactly does ANYONE see in this man. I realize it's hard to come up with a new original concept for a wrestler, but seriously there isn't a unique bone in this man's body. Someone bring back Muhammed Hassan.
Jericho leaving- At least we got a "Shut the hell up" before he left. Sayonara Jericho, sorry this was how you left this time, it felt really substandard. At least he gave the rub to Ziggler in the process. Now if only he'd return Jaina's lite brite pieces!
Raw- When one of the high points of the night is a damned Diva's match that doesn't involve any diva I like, something is VERY wrong.
TNA- Everyone responsible for the claire lynch storyline, which finally ended (THANK GOD) , deserves to be superkicked in the head with a steel toed boot...by Chuck Norris and then by Shawn Michaels.
Sting- Sting...STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE THE FRIGGIN' JOKER!!!! YOU ARE NOT GOOD AT IT!!!

Something is very wrong with mainstream wrestling today my friends. Ok, that does it for me guys, I'm done. Sayonara.

Summerslam: Santino nearly pulls a win out of his ass (literally!) but Claudio pulled off the win and is our NEW US CHAMP! Bryan wins and Punk retains, so all in all a big night for the IWC i would say. Meanwhile, the HHH/Lesnar fight...what a fight? HHH taps like a bitch and Lesnar is a force to be reckoned with so guess Is this the last we've seen of HHH? But really WWE, no WWE Title main event again!? *prepares a superkick...* No....saving it...

Final Verdict: 4/F5!

WCW Raw: Well...to sum it up in total, Lesnar farts out of his mouth, Otunga squished, HBK speaks LIVE (via sattelite), we bid farewell to the Jeritroll (i just realized....man of 1004 holds...fired on Raw 1004!), and CM Pink vs John Boy announced....NOT! Apparently we instead get Punk kicking King in the head...all but telling me THAT'S the match for Night of Champions instead...Uhm.....be right back....

*walks away, heads off to Fluttershy's cottage....knocks on the door....sorry about this....*SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO FLUTTERSHY!* NO! NO!!!!! WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?!?!?!?

Final Rating: NOTHIIIIIIINNNN NNNGGGGGGGGGGG! /5 Have we seen the last of MNRiffs? Is next week make or break for WWE WCW 2?

Winners: Summerslam as a whole was a solid PPV up and down, no real down points except for the concert and even then at least they had a decent singer performing for once.
Losers: My cousin for posting a fake story that reported HBK had supposedly died during Summerslam...always cite actual sources first. And Ryder's match on Raw...way to go WWE, YOU MADE ME KICK BEST PONY!

And now Presenting Brock Lesnar's new names: Bork Laser, Sock Lesnar, Block Lamer, Broke Loafer, Bounce Bouncer, Bored Logger, Flock Sheppard, Cock Limper....and Ben.

WWE NXT 2012 08 22 HDTV FULL SHOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA9GQV-tEGY&feature=player_embedded
WWE Superstars : Aug 23, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vPMcg1nRE&feature=channel&list=UL

winners
matty and TWK

Hello Wrestlecasters. I'm back from my holidays and the end of the Summer...well, let's just get on with it.

Summerslam : It looks good on the paper but like WM27, it didn't lived up the hype for being the 25th anniversary of one of WWE's Quattros. Some of the matches were decent (my favorite Jericho/Ziggler and the Triple Threat match) but the main event didn't payed of from its build up.

RAW : It was blah. I pretty much didn't cared about it, except for the promo between Cena and Punk. But the ending...let's be honest, even Punk didn't like that kind of heel aka the bitchy one who wants everyone to claim he's the best in the world. Damn you WWE creators.

Good or Bad idea : Bringing back the European title ?
It would be a good idea, especially to push stars like Antonio, Ambrose, McInthyre, Barrett, Santino (a little bit) and maybe if he's hired at full time La Ruffa (the French wrestler I've talked about weeks ago)

Winners :
- Claudio winning the US Title. Now we can say that this victory was..(uppercutting the steel steps)... Very European!! HEEEEEEeeey!!
- Tyler Reks for leaving the WWE to be a full-time father. That'd be the best for now.
- Lacey Von Erich for being pregnant according to her Twitter. Congratulations to you.
- Claire Lynch for leaving TNA, ending that horrible storyline. Thank GOD!!

Losers :
- Summerslam : it was OK but we could expect better from it.
- RAW as a whole. I got to admit, even Punk couldn't saved it. Speaking of which...
- Punk's heel turn. I can't buy that one. Even in Summerslam, people cheered for him.
- Daffney involved in a car accident that could've been fatal. Luckily, she did managed to escape. Her whole story is on this link :
www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/8710/daffney-involved-in-serious-car-accident-in-florida

Now if you pardon me, I think I'll start to drink some Switzerland's coffee. Like Claudio said in his commercial, it's the drink for REAL MEN !!