Episode 145
...Yeah, this week was a slow- wait.... HOW THE SAUCE, COLE?
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RE: Episode 145
bo is the 22 year old younger brother of husky harris aka bray wyatt aka the waylon mercy 2012 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husky_Harris
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Rotunda
FCW 10/6/2012 Full Show week #2 with william regal antonio cesaro byron saxton and chris russo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHXvhnijsac&feature=player_embedded
mike dalton and xavier woods take on corey graves and jake carter
raquel diaz lookin like she says
summer rae has a special guest in her office
audrey marie takes on paige
will rick victor be victorious against c j parker?
seth rollins says a few words
and BIG E LANGSTON takes on the now bo dallas
WWE NXT : June 13, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijybO3A61Ws&feature=channel&list=UL
WWE Superstars : June 14, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_8WkxQY7fY&feature=channel&list=UL
winners
matty TWK and the featured music
steve2275
RE: Episode 145
Cracked recently ran an article about the craziness of Japanese wrestling. Its some good reading material for those unaware of the subject: http://www.cracked.com/article_19868_6-ways-japanese-wrestling-makes-wwe-look-sane.html
Last week I gave the top 5 best comedy gimmicks, so this week will be the top 5 worst comedy gimmicks.
5. Hornswoggle. It's like a bad Family Guy bit that just won't end. The little guy has been around for over six years and started getting really annoying during the 2009 DX run. He should have left WWE along with Finlay. I now picture Michael Elgin doing a spinning powerbomb on him.
4. Billy & Chuck. They're metrosexual and everyone thought they were gay. Thats the joke, yet for weeks they dragged out this gimmick with various backstage segments and even a successful title defense at Wrestlemania 18. There was even a wedding! I would have put this higher on the list, but the wedding was crashed by a disguised Eric Bischoff and an attack from Three Minute Warning.
3. Eugene. Speaking of Eric Bischoff, remember that relative of his that makes us wonder what the hell the writers are smoking? No, not Garrett! I'm talking about Eugene, a mentally handicapped character portrayed as Bischoff's nephew. Despite being horribly offensive and not making any sense, he got main event status and even had storylines with Evolution and Chris Benoit in 2004.
2. Natalya's Flatuance. I believe the fart joke is the lowest form of comedy, and recently it got stuck with one of the most talented and accomplished female wrestlers in the business. Was there really nothing else they could have given her? Not even a relationship with Santino Marella?
1. Oklahoma. The WCW parody of Jim Ross, complete with a fake Bell's Palsy. This was not only unfunny; it was stupid and mean spirited. The worst part? They gave this bastard the Cruiserweight Title! The only saving grace was this was near the end of WCW so few people actually saw this shameful gimmick. Russo must have really hated JR if he went and did something like that.
Bill_M
RE: Episode 145
Here is the current list of superstars that are not available:
R-Truth
Mark Henry
Ted DiBiase
Wade Barrett
Evan Bourne
Rosa Mendes
Alberto Del Rio all out with injures,
Chris Jericho, Randy Orton and Rey Mysterio are out with suspensions.
At this rate by Friday, Lil' Jimmy will be competing at No Way Out for the WHC after the broom stick breaks in half during a house show.
Winners
Vader- YES! YES! YES! I was marking the fuck out! I would trade Khail for Vader any day.
AJ- I love the psycho chick
Kane- for being able to lock lips with AJ
Mr. McMahon- most of his air time was solid gold
Losers
Hornswoggle- for the shit he pulled on Smackdown and Raw. FUCK YOU HORNSWOGGLE!
Mr. McMahon- for the skit with hornswoggle, I was very very very pist over making fun of some one who has bells palsy. It's not just because I'm a JR fan, but it has affected my family. It's not a laughing matter. B.A. DOUCHEBAG, FUCK YOU VINCE!
Side note for Bill M.: I remember Ric Flair saying that He was glad to see WCW dead after some of the shit Russo was pulling. He mentioned Oklahoma and said that it was the sickest, most vile thing that he has witnessed during his whole career. Even though he had nothing to do with Oklahoma, Ric Flair apologized to JR for the character.
ranman1982
RE: Episode 145
Anyway, rant over!
New Rant! TNA! Here are a few things happening in TNA. They are going live, meaning they are moving on and up ion the world, and becoming more professional. Secondly, they are touring, which means they are going to have more of a major league feel. Imagine the reaction in Chicago for AJ Styles and Daniels and Samoa Joe and Austin Aries! Dixie Carter also claims that she will cut down the number of Pay per views per year to 8. If she does this it can only be a good thing, with a vastly better quality product. Another thing TNA is doing is moving their show out of the way of the NFL, which is surely a wise move. WWE on the other hand are going three hours, all of which cross with the NFl, advantage TNA. WWE also has three of it's five biggest stars out of action currently (Orton, Mysterio, Jericho). Again good news for TNA. Also WWE is pushing a big muscular bald guy with an undefeated streak???? Sound Familiar????? Could WWE be following WCW to the grave??? It all depends on whether TNA competes with WWE. If they do, then they could honestly challenge the titans. TNA can do things WWE refuses to do, in fact TNA can do the kind of things that made the attitude era great. If they do, their product could be set on fire, and they have the talent roster to do it. I may seem like a TNA mark, but I'm not. I'm just really pissed off with WWE and I don't see it changing or fulfilling it's potential. I have so much more hope for TNA's future that WWE's.
My proof that WWE is going nowhere came on Friday. We got the standard Brodus and Ryback squash matches, that just aren't worthwhile. Damien Sandow and Claudio are great, but they just don't set me on fire at the moment, because they aren't being pushed as legitimate competitors. Sin Cara has been quite good, but does anyone honestly believe he was going too lose? You can practically call smackdown without watching it. I'm a massive wrestling fan, and I'm loath to waste my time with this shit. How are the casual fans supposed to react? Finally, HHH came out and pedigreed Drew Mcintyre post match. WHAT THE FUCK! HUNTER YOU FOOL! You did it to Sheamus before your 2011 Mania match and you've done it again. Mcintyre has such potential, and actually quite a large internet following. Why squash him? What does that gain? I'm going to cry now, in fact I'm not gonna bother to watch Raw this week, it'll probably just be no-selling, stupidity, shitty Cena, and Miz getting buried :(
Happydude
RE: Episode 145
Winners:
Cena: You made some damn good points and really got into Show's head.
Mr. McMahon: You brought the laughs, that's for sure. Even dancing with the Funkadactyls and making Ryder's jaw drop. Its a shame though...
Santino: Exposing Ricardo as a Belieber...nice.
Vader: ITS VADER TIME! A return of a legend! YES! I just pray creative doesn't give him BS storylines.
Winner/Loser:
AJ: Girl you are hotter than a Thanksgiving turkey and crazier than a pet raccoon but kissing Kane...*shudder* Get me some brain bleach please!
Loser:
Big Show: You're still an asshole. Come Sunday you'll be an asshole with another defeat.
King: A pizza during a show?! Really? OK yea promote your sponsors but c'mon man! I don't even think you GOT the pizza, did you?!
Ricardo: You're a belieber! That's a reason enough.
Anyway I have only ONE predicting for No Way Out...a dusty finish between Cena and Show (ala both men drop at the same tme or something along those lines).
Anywho, later!
Biohybrid
RE: Episode 145
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Gokaisilver
RE: Episode 145
Raw: Heath Slater is in the ring.....i wonder whos he job, VADER? I did not see that coming, and for a man his age did good. and i had a feeling about show interfering in the last segment of the night. Damn you Linda, Damn you and your Damn campaign.
NWO Winners:
Divas match: I don't care, but i have a feeling that Kharma is coming back before Summerslam. thank about it. Kharma vs Beth, Kharma vs Layla or both.
I.C Championship
Captain Charisma over the Dashing One.
WWE Championship
Submission Specialist vs another Sub Specialst vs not a Sub Specialist.
Winner: Somehow the one that didn't get Screwed by A.J.
World Championship
Sheamus vs NOT Del Rio, but Dolph Ziggler. WAY TO GO NIKEY!!!
Winner:
Couldn't help it.
Winners of the Week. Kane do i need to say why. A.J. for giving me another reason to buy that "I dig crazy chicks" shirt. Vader IT's VADER TIME. and Vince for destroying that Damn mini scooter. Fuck you People Power, You Bloody Bastards.
DarkMortimer
RE: Episode 145
WWE No Way Out predictions
Preshow match: Funky Man vs Mr. Hudson
Winner: SOMEBODY CALL MR. HUDSON'S MAMA!
Divas Championship: Lay-Lay vs The supposed Transvestite.
Winner: Layla
Tuxedo Match: The Snake Man vs Eddie Munster
Winner: COBRA!
Intercontinenta l Championship: Jewish, I mean Christian vs CAWdy
Winner: Christian
World Heavyweight Championship: Streetcar named Begorah vs...Chris Jericho? (BZZT!) Randy Orton? (BZZT!) Alberto Del Rio (BZZT!) Dolph Ziggler? (DING!)
Winner: THE GREAT WHITE!
Triple Threat for the AJ Championship (also for the WWE Title): CM Punk vs BD Dragon vs BR (Big Red) Kane
Winner: Anyone but Kane
Chewbacca vs Ecto Cooler
Winner: Ecto Cooler...please.
Winners: Vince for the following: pushing Ace's Scooty Puff Jr off the stage, dancing with the Funkadactyals, and the WWWYKI to Ryder. Also, Vader!
Losers: Honestly by default, Heath Slater for being a douche.
BrymstoneSean
RE: Episode 145
Slammiversary : Overall...not a bad PPV, in fact it was pretty decent. If there's more buildup for the PPV, it could've been better. For the matches : Aries vs Joe was good, Kash vs Hernandez was ok (surprised that they're still employed), Tessmacher is the new KO champ, Styles/Angle vs Kaz/Daniels was great and Storm ended the lamest streak of all time (Thank God).
Raw 3 hour special : It was good overall. Great to see Vinnie Mac making this show fun to watch, even if he got knocked out by....a wind punch (botch detected). Dolph is now replacing Alberto for the World title match at No Way Out and for the BS/Cena match, is Show loses Johnny is fired...Ain't going to happen, since it's still way too soon but who knows. Either way I'm not looking forward to this match.
TNA : Well it's still being TNA except for Sting who get assaulted by ninjas...wait, NINJAS ?? And to think that this is the same ninjas who kidnapped Joe 2 years ago !! WHY YOU'VE TO BROUGHT THIS BACK AGAIN TNA ?? WHYYYY ??
- Rumour : Speaking of TNA, former porn actress, now independent wrestling valet Trina Michaels might join the company for a possible rivalry with Brooke Hogan. Well, that doesn't surprise me since there's divas with names of porn actress (Except Mickie and Gail), here's a real one. What a privilege.
Winners :
- Slammiversary. Could've been better, but it was a nice show overall.
- Chris Park. Allow me to explain : to be honest, he's doing a good job playing his alter ego on screen Joseph. His acting performance was quite impressive during his match against Bully Ray, when he acted like it's the 1st time he's on a wrestling ring. Speaking of someone who acts like this...
- Ricardo Rodriguez. This man has more charisma than his boss Alberto.
- Ausin Aries in the main event of Destination X...for the World Title against Bobby Roode. Even if he had to drop his X division title, make it happen
Losers :
- Chris Sabin being injured....again
- R-truth being injured..Poor Kofi : first Matty (that's Evan Bourne) and now Ronny. What a bad day
- TNA for making Brooke having exposure on TV...facing a former pornstar. How big of a facepalm could you get from that ?
- TNA, again, for the return of the mysterious NINJAS !! If Spoony saw that, I don't know what would happen.
FrenchOtaku
RE: Episode 145
Everyone played their roles greatly; I may have said last week that Vince can't be a face convincingly, but he's taken some steps towards proving me wrong. This monday gives me SOME hope for this new 3 hour deal, but at the same time I see that this works best as a once in a while deal. I'm not sure how they're gonna keep it up consistently, but I at least have some hope. They've made No way out look much more important, and good for them. Hopefully the event owns up to it.
Winners:
Punk- On Smackdown he refers to Vickie as the "Voice of the Pointless". That brought a big ol' smile to my face.
Dolph- I may not like the guy but he's proving more and more why he deserves our attention.
Austin Aries, Chris Sabin, Shima Ion- An Ultimate X match as the opener for TNA this week was amazing. These guys deserve to be more than the curtain jerk match, but damn if they didn't make the time count!
Vader- I got into wrestling in the early 2000s, too late to see Vader in action. And I marked out like a child when that theme music hit. I can see why people say Vader is the big man other guys aspire to.
The Raw Main event- Do I really need to list anything here?
Ricardo's shame- I haven't laughed that hard at something wwe actually intended to be funny since the Dudley boyz stole Jericho and Christian's luggage. I can't remember if it was this or Vince's dance that got a snort from Lady K but either way it was well deserved!
AJ- Damn this woman is totally out of her mind! And yet that makes her all the more interesting, guess WWE is doing something right with her.
Vince- Actually gives Ace a list of his failings as a talent scout and a leader, and I loved every second of it. Him dancing with Brodus' girls...I couldn't breathe for a few seconds!
Losers:
Hornswoggle and Vince- Goddamnit WWE, just goddamnit. I expected better from you than falling back on the "pick on the guy who's not there" thing. What the hell did JR do to piss you guys off so much?! It wasn't funny when WCW did it, and it isn't funny now! And Hornswoggle, your useless ass is already on my hit list, now you're pushing your luck!
The injuries going around- Everyone who's gone down recently. It's a damn shame that this is happening.
That does it for me guys. Matty, enjoy the show you're going to, a happy fathers day to Shades and any other Dads out there on the Wrestlecast. Peace.
Dragonman
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