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someone needs to fix the download link

FCW 5/6/12 Part. 1/4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YP1peb_vJc0
FCW 5/6/12 Part. 2/4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYOGalFrx-w&feature=channel&list=UL
FCW 5/6/12 Part. 3/4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSZb8d_XyuI&feature=channel&list=UL
the 30 minute match between antonio cesaro and ritchie steamboat for the jack briscoe 15 championship continues
FCW 5/6/12 Part. 4/4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-cUsPXiprw&feature=channel&list=UL
and the conclusion

winners
shintigercurl

loser
me for having to fight another head cold

So Raw happened on Monday...yea...let's just do this, shall we?

(To switch up things, I decided to challenge myself to not swear for this entire comment. Here we go...)

Losers:

John Layringitis: There are no words I can adequately give you so I hired a celebrity to do it for me...

Cody Rhodes: Listen little man...just because you're losing doesn't mean you can just take ur marbles and walk home. Man up sucker!

Eve: You're still an ankle...a narc-y little ankle at that.

Kelly Kelly: Why were you even out there?! Wow you pulled the girl off the ring...big whoop! Layla did all the work you bleach blonde Barbie!

Paul Heyman: Wait wait wait...hear me out. I know you guys were all happy and all that he was there. I got nothing against the guy...he just creeps me out...him and his rapey smile and all that.

Cole: Will you ever shut the heck up!? I swear you got your head up Ace's butt so far you can taste what he had for breakfast the day before!

Miz: I think Dr. Evil said it best, "You ain't all that and a bag of po-tay-to chips". Mock Brodus all you want, he still whooped on you.

Daniel Bryan: Hey Daniel did you become Ace's flunky? "YES! YES! YES!" I thought so...

Semi-loser:

Matty: Sorry pal, but you accidentally deleted what coulda been an awesome Wrestle-cast segment. I know mistakes happen but you get the flick on the ear for that.

Winners:

CM Punk: Way to get under Ace's skin...even though it cost you in the end result.

Brodus: The gimmick is still hokey but I gotta give you credit for saving the Funkadactyls from Miz and his creepyness.

Big Show: Way to swallow your pride and "apologize". We know you didn't wanna...but ya did.

Cena: I'm actually glad you'll be back at Over The Limit to kick Ace's can despite doctor's opinions not to. Too bad I'm seeing Tensai coming in or Lesnar coming back to muck it all up.

Anyway, that's my take on things and i didn't even go in to full on rage mode for once...yea, I'm never doing that again...I need to swear to get my point across. I'll be back at full fire next time. C'ya then.

First things first. PAUL HEYMAN!
Brock has not left, no chance in hell. He is limited to a certain number of appearances and they have to take him off screen for a limited amount of time. If he had really left he wouldn't be on their website.

Awesome push they are giving Matt Bloom (Aka Tensai). He really deserves it, hopefully they go all out rather than use the start/ stop effect.

The fatal four way looks good. It's a shame they can't trust Del Rio, but Orton needed to be back in the main event scene.

NJPW! Two tital changes at Wrestling Dontaku. First the tag team titles which were won by Yano and Lizuka. It's a shame as I like TenKoji and I'm not a fan of Yano, he has an odd looking face. Also Prince Devitt lost the Junior Heavyweight title to........ LOW-KI! Hell Yeah! Okada vs Goto was an awesome main event and Okada is the best wrestler in the world right now by far.

Winners and Losers
Winners- The WWE tag team division. Three solid teams now (Truth and Kofi, Zig and Swag and Primo and Epico). One or two more big teams to supplement them, plus the Usos and bam! There's your division right there.

Divas division: Layla, Beth, AJ, Natalya thats some good female talent right there. With Karma waiting in the wings and talks of Mickie James returning, the division is getting a whole lot more exciting.

TNA Sacrifice: Fingers crossed for this one. We do get AJ Styles vs Kurt Angle, on paper thats a classic. Also Magnus and Samoa Joe vs Kazarian and Daniels, that could be a stormer. It could surprise us.

Losers: That Raw crowd. Maybe it was my speakers, but they sounded shitty.

Cody: for getting continually lumped with that fucker the Big Show. Can't he just move on and do something worth while. The Big Show meanwhile should fuck off, and put as many people over as he can on his way out. In case you haven't noticed, I don't like Big Show.

Brodus Clay, He doesn't sell well enough. He is suffering from John Cena syndrome. Theres a difference between giving your opponent offence, and selling it. I never believed Miz would walk out the winner and that is a problem. Also he isn't as fun in the ring, he doesn't throw himself into it as much as he did back in February.

And now........ The BIG QUESTION
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On Raw, Randy Orton came off very heelish. With such a lack of faces, Orton should certainly not turn heel. However WWE is in need of new faces since currently they have about nine (Cena, Punk, Brodus, Sheamus, Orton, Truth, Kofi, Santino, Big Show). Who would you turn face?

My suggestions: Swagger, he would make the perfect patriotic face.
Mark Henry: He isn't such a monster anymore, why not?
The Miz: When the Rock was a heel I didn't think they'd ever turn him, but they did. Like the Rock the Miz is great on the Mic and mediocre in the ring. His charisma could make him a star, certainly he is great at the public relations side of the job. It would take time, but I could see it, with a few catchphrases and plenty of screen time.

One last thing, how would you react to Magnus and his girlfriend Mickie James coming to WWE?

Hey W.C. how are you doing, First off i want to address that i didn't hear Hunter's arm popping out of place last week on Raw. However i did read that he was getting surgery.

and to answer your question from last week. no i do not own a dvd of IT or do i even own a cloning device. If i did, i would clone my money so i can open a restaurant, & yes i did got that idea from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Raw: Big Head Johnny 2x4, you did always had that dumb look on your face while in japan. Also when he talk about Punk's opponent honing their craft in japan, did anyone else thought it was Jericho, not to disrespect Lord Tensai but Jericho's name seems to pop up in my head. speaking of Jericho.

And another match to look forward to. King Boo vs A Snake vs A Liontamer vs Abertooooo (How in the Bloody Hell did your own Ring Announcer got more over then you) Del Rioooooo.

And finally WWE, Quit burying the Miz, im not a fan of his. but i actually felt sorry for this guy.

Raw SOOOOOOOOOOOOUP ERSHOW: Blah Blah Ace, Blah Blah Cena, Blah Blah buildup to the blah blah match at whatever PPV it is. Spoiler.....Spoiler.....Spoiler alert for you right now....*whispers* Cena Wins.

Also, Show gets insulted after insulting Laryngitis, because....derpity doo...a nice tag team encounter with JBLatin and Sparklyman vs TheRapist and The Streetcar Named Begorah (FELLA!!!!) which leads to a backstage brawl, which leads to a Fatal 4 Way @ Over The Limit. YAY! and Lord Trainsai vs Punk becomes Lord Trainsai and Daniel Bryan aka Team HAI! HAI! HAI!!!!...Oh wait....what's this? Lesnar isn't here is he??? WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HEYMAN! Lesnar quits? Yea, Survey Says Bullcrap on that, but HEY WE GOT PAUL E BACK!

Dos Questions
1: have you seen or heard about the so called new "viral" marketing video WWE is currently plugging hyping how a "revolution" is coming to the WWE? What do you think it could mean?
2: have you seen WWE's Are you Serious? It's one of the youtube shows; they basically riff on Wrestling's most embarrassing moments from the past. Stars Road Dogg, Josh Matthews and, are you ready for this....A Puppet of Triple H....Puppet H if you will...comments?

Winners: A special appearance from Paul Heyman makes anyone's day on even the crappiest of days, Zach Gowan for welcoming a son, congrats. And yours truly for graduating Community College next week!
Losers: Ace for being Ace and Hulk Hogan for buying a new mansion...STOP BUYING EXPENSIVE SHIT YOU OLD FART!

Raw is blah, it was very, very blah. The promos were boring, the matches were boring, nothing really seemed to stick out. A fatal 4 way at Over the Limit for the World Heavyweight Championship, okay. Even when Heyman came out, oh okay. By the time the main event I was okay its a handicap match. I figured Punk was going to lose even before Johny Ace came out. No build up to any of the matches. The WWE better not make the WWE Championship match into a triple threat match by adding Albert.

I have a few satirical thoughts about Cena and his impending divorce:
- If Cena has twitter, he's got a lawyer in David Otunga!
- If Cena loses 70% of his assets it will include: 3 of the 5 moves of doom, hundreds of Red, purple, green, orange t-shirts and rise above the hate and Cena sucks t-shirts, and all theme music.
- Liz Cena will walk into the courtroom in a Cena Sucks T-shirt, blue jeans, a chain around her neck, high heels, and the Dr. of Thug-o-nomics theme song
- If Cena wins, he'll do his You can't See Me to his Ex-wife
- Cena calls Hogan and say "that's how you beat Raymond Rafool in the courtroom, Brother!"
- WWE network will look into producing The Real Ex-wives of WWE Icons: staring Liz Cena and Linda Hogan

I honestly can't think of any winners or losers

ace cutter credible show, matty, despite all the derps. and thanks again for having me on. in other news, john cena is divorcing his wife. sad to see it end like this. hope he got a pre-nup. and this week's comment is brought to you by TNA/belator: just like raw and UFC but only with more who gives a flying fuck.




raw: a meh show. nothing really more to say. the SD tag match was decent enough, as was the handicap match at the end. the only bright spot? paul friggin heymen! didnt think i'd see him in the E again. just wowed me. miz, why are you jobbing to brodus clay? he pretty much carried the funkasaurus in that match. overall, nothing much to say. a blah show.




impact: was too busy playing SFXT. oh and speaking off, its seems the truf-podcast has found some official backing and we are going big time. i'll try to give ya the link later.





winners: cena for his promo, me for finally finding a job, and paul heymen coming back, even if its for one time only. and my friend, crimson knightman, who wrote a great promo after i said that "paul heymen can make even frosty the snowman sound like the most dangerous thing in creation." and here it is for your view pleasure.

Paul Heyman: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a behemoth of a man. I give you a man who can send a chill up your spine by his icy glare. You don't believe me? Look into those eyes. Look into those cold, dead eyes and you will see the monster rising. You will hear the demonic screams getting louder and louder with each step he takes toward you. Ask yourself, why is this man not anywhere near Santa Claus? Why is he completely isolated, shunned mind you from the angelic North Pole? Because Santa originally had ten reindeers and this man knows exactly how the fate was sealed of the reindeer you people never even heard of. Beware! Beware! Beware the Iceman Cometh!"


losers: raw for being blah, cena for his marridge ending, and TNA signing a former bellator world champ to their roster. someone's jealous.


the D-cell battery award: brodus clay. he pretty much gassed out in his match with miz which shows that he needs to get in better shape. honestly, they need to do something with this guy because i've lost my patience with him and these damn squash matches.

Helloooo people !! Awesome show as always and Shintigercurl, good to see you back online (even if it's on the phone) and this week...just like the theme song from Armageddon 2006 : the end is near for either the wolf or the devil. Can't wait for Border Wars, let me tell you (close enough would be SF X Tekken). Now onto business :

- Raw : It was filler. Just to advance on the storyline and shows that Robonaitis has become a Youtube hater (those kind who don't take criticism...but again he's doin his job). Best part though, Paul Heyman is back for one night !! JA!! JAAAAAA!!! (german version of Yes!)
- Impact : Last week was as pointless as Madison Rayne having a scepter. In other news, Alex Silva is now a member of the roster. How long until he's burried ? Don't know, don't care
- John Cena is alas going to a divorce..Hope he's not going to the same path than Flair and Hogan. Any ideas about the outcome ?
- About the Miz, I was thinking of something : how about a storyline where he gets mad over Johnny for not getting what he wants ? Here's the thing, Miz is the one who made Johnny's team win at Wrestlemania and what's his reward : being on a pre-show for the US title, only to losing it and being squashed by Brodus. Could it be time for Miz to take some time off or to reinventing his character ?

Winners :
- Heyman back for one night. And did not lost the edge!
- Shintigercurl back in action. Good to hear you again
- Hate to say it but, Lord Tensai. Finally faced the WWE champion and wins over him even if for one it was an handicap match and 2, he botched his choke powerbomb near the end.

Losers :
- Eve demending apologies for just a comment from the Big Show. What's next, kissing her ass for forgiveness like with Randy Marsh when he had to kiss the ambassador of the black community to saying the n word on national tv (It's a South Park reference)
- Alex Silva..at least he's not like Garret but he's still massively BLAAAAND!!
- Poor Cena who's going on a divorce. Hang it there pal. I don't wanna see you be on another company and basterdizing it just for the sake of cash. Just look what happen to TNA.