another excellent nostalgia segmet darrin
about what i said bout the last ride of the cell shoulda ended with onto the announce table below
during the live stream half a minute loss....im thinkin hello mcfly anybody home

special winners(for this week)
undertaker hhh and shawn michaels
punk and jericho
rock mand cena
darrin for another excellent nostalgia segment
the returning shintigercurl
nick for having to endure and suffer all the yes yes yes yes's in the comments
matty for making it past another 3 hour 25+minute show
lady k and the shades

WWE NXT: April 4, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-YIv5A8JCs&list=PL17832AAE45421F9C&index=2&feature=plpp_video

WWE Superstars: April 5, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a6d8hZhvOE&feature=channel

Awesome show last week. Darrin's segment was awesome, and he should definately be a part of the regular Wrestlecast team. Also, Diamond Ice 56 came back! Matty, you really spoiled us last week. Thank you Lonny, I always love your spin on the wrestling world. And now...............

WRESTLEMANIA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

I'll say this, it was definately better than last year.
First up, Sheamus vs Bryan. This is gonna be an awesome match, the back and forth will be incredible, and the result unpredictable... Wait... Wait what... WHAT THE BALLS!!!!! Thanks a lot WWE, you just cheated me out of my World title match. On the plus side, I am looking forward to Fella's title reign. However I just feel bad for these guys, they got cheated again.
Cody vs Big Show: I know the build up was good, but I still didn't care about this match. Big Show hasn't had a good match since WCW and this was no different. It also didn''t have any time. This was fine as filler. The only problem is we now have to deal with Big Show as IC champ.
Kane vs Orton: Decent match, but what else would you expect from the best worker in WWE. Like the Big Show, Kane also sucks and has for years. I solemnly hope this is his last run in the WWE, I hate watching this sluggish asshole. Seriously, I HATE BIG WRESTLERS. If you aren't Bam Bam Bigelow or Vader you can just piss off. Anyway, not sure where they are going with Orton losing. I thought Kane was just gonna be a glorified jobber for him. Don't know where they are going with this...
Undertaker vs HHH: Obviously should have been the main event. It was a great match, mostly due to all the emotion. I prefered last years match, because that didn't have ref bumps, Shawn Michaels interupting, or a cell. In the end, those things were just distractions. Great match anyway though, just wish they'd utilised Hell in a Cell.
Team Teddy vs Team Jonny: Thank God for that! Bye Bye Teddy Long. I hate Teddy Long, always botching his lines, speaking way too slowly, endlessly booking tag matches and battle royals. Anyway, Team Jonny were the vastly superior team, as Kofi is the only man on team Teddy I rate. It was good to see Hornswoggle and Khali getting their asses beat. Also it's good that Miz got the finish.

CM Punk vs Jericho: Great match. Match of the night. Everything we expected.


The Rock vs Cena: The Rock needed to win this in Miami. And he deserved it. The Rock HAS still got it, but CENA WILL ALWAYS SUCK! The match was actually better than I expected as well.


Overall, a decent show. I'd have prefered to have a long HW championship match, and would have sacrificed Big Show and Kane to get it. A ten minute match between Cody and Orton would have been so much better than seeing two fat, old, lumbering idiots. Overall I left feeling entertained and fairly fulfilled.

First and foremost, I would like to congratulate Lady K and The Shades on the news on their second child on the way. And the only thing I'm gonna say for Raw SOOOOOOOOOOOOUP ERSHOW is.....LESNAR! LESNAR! LESNAR! LESNAR! F5! F5! F5! F5! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! YES! YES! YES! YES!

But now gather round boys and girls...Feedback for Wrestlemania 20 AND 8!!!!

Opening contest is....Daniel Bryan v Sheamus....WHC is the curtain jerker for the 2nd year in a row!? Damn it...well, at least this should be a good...wait what's going on? Where's Sheamus going? Wait...is the match over already!? Before I even finished typing!? 18 SECONDS FOR THE WHC!? What in the....*stammers and speaks jibberish*...Son of a!

*a logo pops up that reads: This portion of the comments cut due to pants pissing levels of profanity*

OK....better...

Orton v Kane: Good match...yea that's all I got for this....18 SECONDS!? REALLY WWE!?

Big Show vs The Dashing 1: Show wins the IC belt? Seriously? Why?Ah well, good for Show, let's see if Cody becomes a Main Eventer soon.

Divas Match: NEXT!

The End of A Era....Wow....just....wow! Epic encounter. I think we all ate crow for saying we thought this match would be lousy...Taker makes it to 20-0, not much of a shock really...but hey that was truly special match-up

Team Macmillitant vs Team Laryngitis: Eve...*eyetwitch*Fuck .....you....YOU FUCKING WHORE! That does it! You have officially lost your living priviledges. Every member of Team Johnny....That goes for you too! Everyone pack up your things and kindly leave...LIFE!!!!!!!

Punk vs Y2J better get rid of this sour taste...OK this match is excellent, enjoying it...nice job, makes me want to see more. Nope the taste is still there...Now let's have our...

Brodus? What the hell did you just do? Mama Clay and The Bridge Club?........Why not?

And now it's time for....a song by some random white guy pretending to be black...*sigh* 18 seconds....ANNNNNNNNNNNNND Here comes...Green Lantern Cena? Or Giant Hornswoggle? YOU DECIDE! OK well then bring out....OH COME ON! Flo Rida!? Stop singing and get Dwayne out here already!

FINALLY! THE ROCK! HAS COME OUT! So the match can commence...And big surprise, it was not worth the hype....Seriously what can i honestly say about this match? I have no idea...

My final verdict? Let me put it this way: I hereby decree that the winners and losers shall now and forever be known as the Non-Losers and the Eve Torres' of the week! ...Beginning next week, because I don't even want to bother with it this week. Why? Because WWE just had the MOST CRAP-TASTICALLY AWFUL WRESTLEMANIA EVER!

HALLELUJAH!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! Where's the Tylenol...

Kudos to Darrin for his nostalgia segment, maybe more live nostalgia segments in the future?

I'm just going to go to my winners and losers.
Wrestlemania 7 out of 10
Raw 3 out of 5

Winners:
Taker, HHH, and HBK- what a match, what storytelling! Taker took about 20 chair shots, that bruise looked nasty! I'm glad that it was a clean ending which made it even better. Best match IMO of the night, early Match of the Year candidate.
Big Show- The New I.C. Champion, he finally has his well deserved WM moment
Johnny Ace and the hoski- he now rules the WWE, great now we have to see Mr. Excitement twice a week ugghh.
Mark Henry- pretty much killing Hornswoggle, and taking Punk to the limit on Raw
CM Punk and Chris Jericho- The match at WM was second best, and Jericho making Punk "take his first drink", still think that it's going to be the Summer of Punk and Jericho
Cena and Rock- I really didn't have a horse in this race, it was above average match, but did it live up to hype? I would have to say no
The Miami Raw crowd- This crowd was hot all night, the crowd made it up to Daniel Bryan for the shit the WWE pulled at WM
The Sheepaverse- The Rock beating Cena, the Rock wanting a title run, and the return of Brock Lesnar.

Losers:
Daniel Bryan and Sheamus- 18 seconds? really? Really? REALLY? One of the better matches on this card only gets 18 seconds? I CALL MAJOR FUCKEN' BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! NO! NO! NO! FUCK WHOMEVERS IDEA THIS WAS TO OPEN THE COMPANY'S BIGGEST PPV THIS FUCKEN WAY? THEY COULDN'T CUT BRODUS CLAY OUT? THE BACKSTAGE SEGMENT WITH MICK FOLEY, SANTINO, AND WHOMEVER THE FUCK THE OTHER GUY WAS, I HOPE THAT THEY ALL GET CRABS! WE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A 5 MIN MATCH? UGGGHH!
Skid mark Maria- Yeah I know that she didn't shit her pants, but it looked like she did. Too bad you'll be remembered for that than for pinning Beth
Teddy Long- See Ya' Later Playa!
Brodus Fucking Clay- See the first loser
ADR and Sheamus- neither could get two words in, thank you Miami!
Lord Tensai- Couldn't wait two weeks to debut? With Lesnar returning and the news of the Rock wanting a tittle run. Too much for the Raw after WM, bad booking on WWE's part
The real wrestling fans- The BS WHC match, Rock wanting a title run, and the return of Brock Lesnar. Need I say more.

I thought about not leaving a comment this week but I felt I owed it to all my adoring fans...(insert delusions of grandeur here).

First things first however. As many of my fellow Reviewtopians have, I would like to extend a hearty congratulations to The Shades and Lady K on the news of their new upcoming arrival. I hope he OR she will be just as joyful, happy, and healthy as little Jaina. Also, Shades, you the MAN! As such, I will refrain from placing Shades and Lady K in my Winners section this week as it would be a bit redundant (though I am thoroughly convinced they wouldn't mind in the slightest).

Anyway, shall we get the show a moving? Lovely...

I am going to leave my list to strictly Raw since I really haven't seen enough Wrestlemanias to make a fair judgment (with one minor exception as you will see later on).

Winners
Santino- You truly proved that your winning the US title wasn't a fluke. Triple threat matches are nothing to sneeze at.

CM Punk- Do I really have to explain why? Kinda sucked to see him lose Monday but shit happens.

Big Show- The best damn baker of humble pie there is!

Dwayne- Now I almost didn't mention him this week but I figured if he's serious about TRULY coming back and going for the belt no less, he deserves at least a LITTLE something. But don't think I'm going back to calling to The Rock just yet. Nuh uh, you gotta earn THAT name back, buddy!

Lesnar- Arrive. Raise hell. F5 Cena. Dominate!

Lord Tensai- Not a bad first match, even if it WAS a huge squash. Kinda overkill really...but it sure did make him out to be dominant.

Losers (as always, rant mode initiated) (Lord I hope Shades did his vocal exercises tonight)
Eve- You two-timing little skizzank from Bitchville (which is ironically neighboring Whoretown and Slut City). First you cost us our beloved Pimp named Teddy, then up kick Zach Ryder (WWWYKI) in the twin's playpen! It was said Monday and its gonna get said now too, you're an ankle because you're way too low to be a cunt!

Jericho- You are the biggest asshole I have ever seen in my life. Wait...no...you're not an asshole, you're the SHIT THAT COMES OUTTA THE ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE BACTERIA ON THE SHIT THAT COMES OUTTA THE ASSHOLE! You basically stripped CM Punk of his straightedge gimmick with the liquor you, fuck-headed ass-wipe! (now I doubt it was liquor but for the sake of the rant let's say it was) I'd kick you in the junk but I'd need a telescope to locate it! Oh I'm sorry...did you not get that? Maybe THIS will help you understand. http://audioboo.fm/boos/740252-no-balls (only a 6 second audio clip (no need to read this part, obviously)) I wish you had broken ya fuckin' neck during that little slip and trip you did. It woulda made the night all the more epic!

Cena- Give it up man! Just get pissed and do something...stop being a little wussy! Either grow a set of GTFO!

That's my take on things. Later

Oh one more thing...Hairball wanted me to make him winner for the whole "Pie" thing but I'd rather keep my head on my shoulders...sorry Hairball LOL

Well, I'm back from Fort Lauderdale.

Showdown in the Sun was my first ever event, and damn was it a lot of fun. The venue was rather small and I think it only held about 400-500 people. There was a meet and greet in the lobby with Lance Storm, Jay Lethal, and Roderick Strong. I immediately coughed up the cash for autographs, but got really nervous when I got close. My most impactful memory of Lance Storm is the episode of RAW where Edge pulled his pants down and I restrained the urge to bring that up. Lethal was flattered when I mentioned his Black Machismo gimmick.

The event itself was fun. Here are some highlights:

Matty, you told me to try and start a "YES!" chant, but there was no need. The entire arena chanted it nearly the entire event.

Before the event even started, Nigel McGinnis got the biggest pop of the day with a five minute standing ovation from the groups of British and Irish fans in attendance. Michael Cole dreams of this kind of reaction

Jimmie Jacobs. I can't tell if hes trying to look like Jeff Hardy or Raven.

There were technical difficulties during the Adam Cole (the only good Cole in wrestling)/Kyle O'Reily match, so it needlessly dragged on. Not their fault as they had to improvise on the spot.

Mike Bennet and Maria promo. Chants of "sloppy seconds" galore. She claims Bennet satisfied her more than CM Punk ever could, so either she's lying or Bennet is more awesome than...no, I can't finish that sentence. Putting Mike Bennet on CM Punk's level is wrestling blasphemy.

Charlie Haas radiated so much rage he may work day jobs as a Red Lantern. The fact the crowd and myself kept chanting that they got fired from WWE and that someone brought a Dumb and Dumber sign didn't help. I was intimidated meeting Lance Storm, but even from a distance Mark Briscoe looked creepy so I could only imagine getting an autograph from him.

Strong beats Lethal with the help of Tomasso Ciampa to become the second triple crown champ in ROH history by winning the TV title. I spent the whole match with my brother trying to figure out if Truth Martini's hair was real.

Kevin Steen destroyed a giant Cornette Face sign. Despite giving a heartfelt intro for Botchmania 200, kaybe declares him mortal enemy of Jim Cornette so he did what needed to be done.

Richards/Elgin was easily match of the night, maybe match of the year. Afterwords, Richards poked fun at Wrestlemania and got a massive "Fuck TNA" chant out of us. When the show was over, I came across Roderick Strong on my way out. He not only shook my hand a second time but remembered my name from earlier. I'll never forget that moment.

Wow, my longest post yet. Final thoughts: Lesnar is back. All we need is Kurt Angle and it'll be like 2003 never ended!

Oh my fucking god where do i start

WM28: Now that i think about it it wasn't that bad. Everything except the Miami screwjob,Piss break and Brodus dancing with aunt Jemina was watchable and OK. Oh and BTW, My 10 year old self marked out like a bitch when Rock won (i Couldn't help it) Overall i now give WM 28 a B-

Raw: Here Comes the pain Mothafucka. That is all

Winners:
Rock/Cena. For as much shit as we gave this, it turned out to be a fairly good match

Punk/Jericho. Awesome match

End of an Era: For all us attitude fans

Miami: Miami crowds get a bad rap for being Dead in any sport, but you guys fucking owned this week at WM and Raw

Raw: i was considering taking a break from wrestling for awhile. After this ain't no goddamn way i'm leaving yet

Losers:
Flo Rida and MGK: Padding at it's worst and MGK, Don't ever preach to me about Cena as an underdog you fucking twig

Jericho: Soon to be the star of Botchamania

John Cena: Comes out dressed like Kermit/Shrek/GL/Ecto Plasma etc, Gets cocky and loses at WM, Booed out of the building AND Gets F5'd? And i thought Ryder had it bad

Wrestlemania, more liek Sheepamania. All Wrestlemania did was cater to the Sheepaverse, to us Bryan Danielson is one of the best damn wrestlers in the business. To the sheeps hes just an arrogant dweeb who never deserved to be World Champion who also abuses that beautiful angel AJ.

So The Rock wants to go for the WWE title again, and you thought that belt looked stupid on everyone else. Its gonna look absolutely gastly on the Rock. In all honesty i'm fine with Rock going for the WWE title, Punk v Rock may actually be a good match, but we all know Punks gonna carry him throught it.

Ho hey Jericho "You tapped out! You tapped OH MY GOD BOTCH! HAHAHA Somebody call my Maffew HAHAHA OH MY GOD! WTF Jericho!" That better not ahve been real booze, Phillip would have been like NO! Fuck this! if Vince had told him Jericho was gonna pour real booze on him.

Lord Tensai debutd last night and low and behold Albert chants FILLED the arena, pretty decent (say it matty) SQUASSSSSSSHHHH HH match that showed off his abilities, just imagine if his opponent was Yoshi Tatsu

Overall a pretty ok RAW, nothing to major I'm just watching Cena asking Rock to come out andHCFGWFJVWDFD BEWJHBFVEWVEDWS FDSJBFGBEWHJRBG KJSEBGKJSWKJBGR KSTJBGKJ

*collapses*

OHMIGODOHMIGODO HMIGODOHMIGODOH MIGODO HMIGODOHMIGODOH MIGODO HMIGOD

LESNAR'S BACK BABY!

Oh my god that crowd was going crazy and good god what an F5, ummm Brock i think someone needs to remind you that you are not in UFC anymore. But now we can finally see matches like LESNAR v PUNK! LESNAR v BRYAN or maybe JUSSST maybe ....

LESNAR v UNDERTAKER

All i hope is that next week Cole interviews him and Cole, being the douche he is ask Lesnar "Are you here cause you couldn't cut it in MMA"

"What insude was one of the most spectacular ass whoopings ever witnessed in the WWE"

So Teddy Long is Johnny's bitch now, I really don't care. This guys been Edge's bitch, Vickies bitch, Vince's bitch I mean god damn it. You just know Teddys gonna get his job back and we will be back to the status quo.

But now the weekly awards;

The "Tripling my clothing bill this past week award" goes to: Brock Lesnar

The next TNA X-Division Champion goes to: Alex Riley

and the Owl sound award goes to: Ryback

Another Wrestlemania passed...and what do we have to show for it? Oh...oh my! Is that...it is! An actually good RAW!? *Insert Hallelujah song here* Oh and before I forget, CONGRATS to Shades and Lady-K for the new addition to their family! I'm sure the little one will be beautiful! Now, since I didn't actually see Wrestlemania, I'm not going to pass judgment on it...Ok I won't judge it after this little tidbit. 18 second WHC title match...Stoned Jeff had a longer match against Sting! You are making TNA look good! Think about that for a second!

So the gravel voiced douche is in charge; I think Jericho had it wrong, THIS is the end of the world as I know it. So now I get to put up with Ace and Johnny Cochran ripoff #42 two nights a week, why thank you for this WWE. Let me know when I can return the favor...preferably with my giant robots and tons of collateral damage! I figured Punk/Jericho wouldn't end with just one match, but I didn't see this coming. And I guess Jericho didn't see that puddle of "Jack Daniels" their either. Clearly he's not the most graceful in the world at what he does.

Skip ahead through all the filler and we get Cena's endgame speech. Cena I know you lost, but you don't have to make the audience suffer! Hey...what's that noise, OH NO WAY! And he's heading'y straight for, and now he's OH MY GOD!!! *Dragonman has fallen into a fit of marking the F**K out, please enjoy the winners and losers while we try to get him off the damned ceiling...again.*

Winners:
CM Punk- ALL HAIL PUNK!!
The Miami Crowd- Congradulations Miami, you're the first WWE crowd I've ever inducted into...The Hall of Adequate Audiences! Ok it's not a great name, but seriously between the "Yes", "Si', "Daniel Bryan", and the first "Holy Sh*t" chant I can remember since 06...this was the closest we're gonna get to seeing an arena full of "US" at a WWE show.
The return of the Next Big Thing- I reached Near Enigma levels of Marking out the second that sound cue hit. The only way there could've been a better ending would've been if Kharma came out a minute later, dragging Eve by her hair, and gave her a Implant Buster on the stage! Welcome Back Brock, we've missed you.
The Showdown in the Sun event- Great matches both nights. Richards V Elgin...sweet merciful lord. Matty you were right; Michael Elgin is a F**king monster! This guy was like the Hulk, you could throw a bunch of grenades at him and he'd keep coming! Who needs Kane when we've got the real Jason Voorhees in Elgin?

Losers:
the Hall of Fame Ceremony- Why couldn't we see Rikishi induct Yoko, or see all of Ron Simmons'? I came in about 20 minutes into the show and they were on the 4 Horsemen. Was there more and I just missed it or was that all they really showed? Weak WWE, really weak.
The Great White vs the American Dragon- You have a proffessional who could give you a five star match whle fighting with a mannequin, and you have a guy with a solid power game...with the same skin tone as a mannequin. And you give them only 18 seconds to make room for Brodus, MGK, and whoever the hell that other guy was? Goddamnit WWE stop giving me reasons to jumpstart my fiendish plans, I'm trying to stay on Santa's good list for a little while!
The issues that happpened during the ROH PPV- Bad syncing spoiling the end of the matches was pretty damned upsetting. But the constant freezing, the brownout/blackout causing me to miss two big matches, pain in the ASS!! They need to fix how they do things, this could chase people away.
Eve- I don't have a clever nickname for this...wretch, but I refuse to call her a Diva because that's an insult to the few talented women who have to carry that unfortunate title! And I mean the word Diva and that stupid butterfly belt! It's because of you Eve that I now have an overdose of awful on my tv, wasn't suffering through Mesagog's BS once a week punishment enough!?
Super Shrek- Or the Green Cena if you prefer. Dude, If there was ever a time to go heel, this would be it. The fans erupted into thunderous applause while you took a ride you hoped you'd never have to endure again. Though personally I think that's because your speech prior to that was God awfull, and your total lack of emotion the entire time was unnerving as hell. Sort this stuff out man.
the Rock- Dwayne, you won the match, nice job I guess. You've electrified the fans who simply wanted a taste of the old days, and youve given the new generation of fans something to remember. Those of us who don't fall in either category are either apathetic or still upset, but we'll all move on. I don't buy for one second that you'll follow up on this "i want to be champion" stuff. You make more money and reach a wider audience in the movies, isn't that what you're after? Don't make a promise you can't keep; it only pisses us off. But hey, I'm not tellin' you anything that you don't already know.

Well guys with Wrestlemania behinds it looks like that Dawn I mentioned a while back may have finally risen. Here's hoping the following weeks are the reward for all we've dealt with the past few months. Peace.

Back from kicking ass in Arkham Asylum/City. just in time for Wrestlemania. let's see Sheamus vs Bryan for the World Heavy...and the match is already over.....(Face Palms).

Thank god the Hell in the cell match had great story telling. Taker show he had alot of fighting in him left, Hunter actually put someone over (that wasn't Steph), and HBK show emotion and respect for both wrestlers.

And finally Rock vs Cena...Who in the Fucking Blue, Bloody Hell are MGK and Fro Rida? what happen, was Vanilla Ice & Kid Rock booked for some other performance? Since when did Cena became a Green Lantern? and why did they had Dwayne win the match? he's not going to stay.

Raw: Jericho...Heel of the year? and welcome back Albert and Brock Lasner.

And Matty it's not BlackMortimer it's DARKMORTIMER. (Punches a clown in the face.)
by the way great show last week.

final atomic buster best show fellas. more hard times for kamala as he needs his other foot cut off. shame. my prayers to him on this dark time. and we say good bye to another legend, chief jay strongbow. we will miss ya chief. and this week's comment is brought to you by daniel bryan: the newest spokesperson for WWE ice cream bars.

"WM sucked for me! i lost the WHC in the opening match in 18 seconds! i feel down. wait! a box of WWE ice cream bars! all for me? YES YES YES YES YES YES! AJ, would you like some ice cream bars?"

"well i-"

"SHUT UP AJ! YES YES YES YES YES YES!"



WM: slightly better than last year's. db/sheamus was..............well we all saw it. no need to say it. shame about maria. beth literally kicked the shit out of her. (no, for real, maria shit herself during the match). end of a era match was great. the storytelling and action was on point. seeing trips, shawn, and taker walk out of the match together was heartwarming. punk/jericho, MOTN. but we all knew that. cena/rock was ok. not the best but not the worst. overall, good show but i wouldnt want to pay for it.


raw: what can you say? it was awesome, mostly thanks to that fucking crowd. god, they were hot. and thanks, db for replacing WHAT with YES. for that reason, i hearby dub you...........daniel bison! YES! YES! jericho was a magnificent bastard that night. the debut/return of lord tensai/the great bernard/a-train/prince albert was great. oh great. here comes cena to rise above the...............what the bloody blue hells bells?! HERE COMES THE PAIN! eat that, cena! brock's back and he's hungry! overall, you couldn't ask for a better raw.


winners: punk for being punk, that miami crowd, the return of brock and of course, the most over guy in the company, daniel bryan! oh and the return of the motorcity machine guns.

losers: maria for shitting her pants at WM, brodus for wasting our time with that dancing mama bit, the first hour of WM, and sheamus for getting booed. poor guy


d-cell battery award: the db/sheamus match. seriously, E, what the fuck where you thinking?! making the first match the WHC title match only 18 seconds?! what, you needed more time for eating crabs with mick and dancing old ladies? regardless of who had the belt, no one won in that match.

jizz my pants award: a double shot. daniel bryan's rise to uber overness and the return of the next big thing!

Happy Easter Weekend boys, great to see Lonnie coming back once again and Shintigercurl, good to see you again.

Now, onto business.

WM28 : It's sad because on the show was more enjoyable than last year but it suffers the same fate as 27 : BAD BOOKING DECISIONS. Good way to start your show with an 18 seconds squash match between Bryan and Shaemus for the WHC. THAT'S THE 2ND YEAR YOU SCREW US FOR A BRYAN/SHAEMUS MATCH!! FUCK YOU VINCE !! FUCK YOOOUUUU!!
That's too bad because the 1st part of the show was forgettable outside of Rhodes/Show, but the 2nd part was better, End of an Era was epic, Punk/Jericho was great and Cena/Rock...acceptable, even if Rock's win doesn't make sense since Cena carried the match.
Overall, Enjoyable but the bad booking kills the hype.

Showdown in the Sun : Like it even if the storyline was generic (outside of the Steen's quest for the world title and Ciampa/Lethal feud) but the 2nd day...Richards/Elgin...If you don't know why we call him the Canadian Beast, THIS match will prove it to you.
It was so intense, McGuiness lost his voice at the end. Once again, ROH put WWE on notice

Winners :
- Taker/H match at WM28, especially the ending. Jim Ross said it best : "That is respect"
- Punk/Jericho feud is going to the extreme on this one. I think MusclesGlasses is pissed that you broke his bottle of Jack's
- Lesnar back to the WWE. HELL FRACKING YEAH, THE PAIN IS BACK!!
- The crowd in Miami : they chanting YES! even after the show was over. YES! YES! YES! YES!
- Richards/Elgin at Showdown in the sun Day 2. Watch it you'll not regret it !!

Losers :
- Rock looking to be WWE champ once more. No...just....no
- Eddie Edwards...you lost to Mike Bennet of all people!! uuuuuurgh, why they pushed that "prodigy" again ?
- Abraham Washington is back ?? And he's going to be Mark Henry's manager ? PLEASE COME BACK, TONY!!
- That WHC match at WM28 : I don't need to explain why. It makes Shaemus look lucky and Daniel Bryan look bad. And I feel for the 2 guys, they deserve much better.
Worst part, it was premedited by VinnieMac because he don't trust D-Bry that he's worthy to be in the main event spot at WM.
GOD...DAMN YOU...VIIIIIIIIIIIINC E!!

Now if you excuse me, I've an urge to east CHOCOLAAATE to cool down my DBZ rage inside of me. Enjoy your Easter's day.

Wrestlemania was an ok show with a few bright spots and few negative spots as well
7 out of 10

The RAW Soooooooooooooo ppppppppppppppp pppppppppeeeeee eeeeeerrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrshoooooo oooow....Oh Shit Johnny Ace is in charge hurry hides the kids and hide your wives.We start with Ace setting up some matches for the evening which Marella vs. Swagger vs. Ziggler for US Title and Punk vs. Henry for WWE Championship.The Rock comes out and speaks his piece before dropping his name in the hat of CM Punk and the WWE Championship race.Marella is victorious and after both Ziggler and Swagger chase after him the first piece of awesomeness happens that being the....Funkasarus (starts dancing and screaming Somebody call my momma.) so now we have Cobra and Funkasarus vs. Captain Transition and Dolph "My Name is that of a porn star" Ziggler. Next is the debut of the former A-Train "Lord Tensai" and his FCW buddy Sakamoto as Tensai squashes Riley sad thinking Riley was involved in last years main event but Tensai looked strong and appears is headed for a match against Punk (All Hail). Henry vs. Punk was a solid match with Henry beating on Punk interally before Punk gets counted out. After that Jericho comes out through the crowd and provides two of the greatest botches for Botchamania with him slipping while kicking Punk and breaking the bottle before hitting Punk. Sheamus and Del Rio talk while the crowd berates both men as they are not (chants) Daniel Bryan.Rhodes and Kingston squash win for Kofi as Show screws over Cody with a video. Hey Abe Washington is back and it seems he hs now become the next Teddy Atlas who at one point managed the man Abe is talking to Mark Henry. Eve=Hoeski and Miz reps Cleveland proudly by defeating the Long Island Iced Z. Cena bitches and moans for the longest time ever before the crowd chants "Daniel Bryan" and "We want Lesnar" at the Cenation leader before the biggest mark the fuck out moment since Y2J returned Brock Lesnar returns and does the single most badass thing ever done he arrives F5's Cena and leaves. Solid first RAW under management of Johnny Ace (Holy Shit I just said that.)

Winners and Losers

Winners
All the redebuting or debuting talents- I mean holy shit there was a lot of these along with the ones mentioned on RAW, Damien Sandow (Idol Stevens), Ryback (Skip Sheffield) and Dean Ambrose (Jon Moxley) look to be debuting on Smackdown this week if not sooner.
Daniel Bryan-Seriously I thought I would never say this but losing the WHC in a squash might have been the best thing for the "American Dragon" as he is now more over than ever and is getting a new t-shirt.
The Rock-Dwayne hopefully proved to you on Monday he wasn't just sticking around for a god damn paycheck seriously that has to be the dumbest thing I ever heard btw as he continues to make film and get money coming his way not from WWE btw.

Brodus Clay-Funkasarus is finally getting a chance to do something Epic meter overload in 3...2...1... (EPIC Orgasm)

Special Winner:The Miami Crowd

Losers
Sheamus and Alberto Del Rio-WWE you do realize both of these men will be overshadowed by your former world champion Daniel Bryan who every time the marks get the chance they'll cheer him.
Big Show-Nobody Cares about your IC Title Victory
Peoples apporval of Smackdown-seriously this show is better than RAW 9 times out of 10 and this show needs to get realized.

Thank you and see you next week

Sorry for getting my comment in late, I had a cold all week! As such i was gonna write a much longer email, but I will send to you that email next week. Instead, I would like to give you my reaction to both Rock winning at WM and Brock returning and burying Cena. Please hand over to shades as this is in rant mode!


WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

Pretty much that was my reaction. Loser for this week. the WWE for screwing me again out of $65. PEACE!