FCW 18/3/2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=k5cyo0a2LpE
hero/ohno debut match show also has raquel diaz jams brobson and mr. cesaro vs richie steamboat for the jack brisco championship

WWE NXT: March 21, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqRfB_ZO_8w&feature=channel

WWE Superstars: Mar 22, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OYLoeDohuEY

Let's dispense with the pleasantries and get down to the nitty gritty, shall we?

Losers:
(please let Shades handle this one since rants are his forte.) Jericho...you...shit-eating, gopher-fucking, ferret-felching, cock-biting bastard!!! Its not bad enough you go after Punk's daddy last week but NOW you go after his sister?! You're DAMN lucky it wasn't MY sister you shit talked or my DeDeDe hammer would be so far up your ass you'd be tasting the blood of its last victim!!!

Dwayne...you've simply proved that you haven't got an original bone in ur muscle-headed body! You bastardized the legacy that IS the Macho Man by imitating him. And being at the Rocky statue? You're not even worthy of looking at POSTCARDS of it! Through the whole promo, I was hoping that statue would miraculously come to life and smack around his roody-poo candy ass!

Vickie...enough said.

Winners:
Dragonman: Making Lady K laugh so hard she snorted...that was epic...Rachael Shades...to quote the Guinness beer guys, "BRILLIANT!"

CM Punk: For blowing the audience back with a Bullshit bomb (still coulda swore he dropped a Precision F-strike but oh well).

Teddy...yes Teddy DOES have to smack a bitch...and he did...Johnny Ace-hole.

Aksana...she did pretty good *spear* against Vickie. The way she *spear* attacked Vickie was awesome! Even made Swagger *spear* corpse grin.

Well that's my lot. Later.

First off, it's time for the Indie round-up. In Ring of Honor, Showdown in the Sun is looking epic. Last year ROH was way better than Wrestlemania, it looks likely to do the same this year. The most xciting matches are TJ Perkins vs Fire Ant. I'm sure these guys from Chikara will be fantastic. The members of Future Shock clash, which will be a huge match for them. They've been moving up the card and there is plenty of hype behind this match. Jay Lethal vs Roderick Strong should be good as will Eddie Edwards vs Kevin Steen. Michael Elgin will finally face off with Davey Richards in what should be an extremely interestling match. This one will make or break Elgin. The tag matches and Day 1 main event of Richards vs Strong vs Edwards seem a bit like the same matches we've been seeing for over a year. However I'm really excited to see Kevin Steen vs El Generico. Who wouldn't be? After the incredible display they put on over a year ago, and their classic at PWG: Steenwolf. All in all it should be a quality weekend of wrestling.
In New Japan, Okada is shaping up to be a good champ. His match with Naito was top class. I only watched little bits of the recent ppv but what I watched was good. Interestingly Japan seems to have the John Cena effect currently. In other words the faces get really mixed reactions. Many of the heels are given bigger pops than the faces, including top heel faction CHAOS. It doesn't really matter though, as long as the wrestling is good.
Chikara has an event on Saturday called Green Ice. Top matches are Eddie Kingston vs Ophidian, The 4 corners tag team match and the main event, Sarah Del Rey vs Kobald. I love how Chikara has enough faith in its women to put them in the main event. As usual the show will be great fun, with plenty of quality wrestling.
My top five Wrestlemania matches: 5. The Dudley Boyz vs the Hardy Boyz vs Edge and Christian, Wrestlemania 17
4.Ricky Steamboat vs Randy Savage, Wrestlemania 2
3.Steve Austin vs The Rock, Wrestlemania 17
2.Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels, Wrestlemania 21
1.Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels, Wrestlemania 25

The other Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels match, Stone Cold vs Bret Hart, and Michaels vs Ramon ladder match were close behind.


I've decided to recommend a match each week and post a link. Today it's PAC vs Ricochet from Dragongate... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYj3zfOCaYg&list=PL7533A03B9E1E15E7&index=64&feature=plpp_video

ALSO MASSIVE NEWS! ALBERT IS COMING BACK! There was a promo package on Raw. I can't remember what his new name is, but who cares? He's so awesome. He's been doing great stuff in Japan and I've been waiting for his return for years. I'm really EXCITED! !

Please excuse me if this comment is late as I was busy dancing on the grave of the PG era, I originally heard the Punk actually said "FUCK you" to Jericho, sadly it was just "BULLSHIT". Could you imagine if Punk had actually said the F word on WWE, my god we may have actually gotten a reaction from a WWE crowd.

So Albert's coming back as Lord Tensai.....Vince you idiot just because someone wrestles in New Japan doesn't mean they are Japanese. You mean to tell me no one in FCW could have fit this character and speaking of FCW....

I heard rumors this week that WWE could be closing FCW, my guess they did this when they release how stupid the name Kassius Ohno is. Fortunately though Trips has said this isn't true, thank god I don't know what I would do if If a wrestling show thats only available on one cable service provider on their "Give me Every fucking Channel" package was to go away.

Also, you thought Albert was enough, well guess what it looks like VISCERA is returning to WWE and I'm hearing that he may be teaming up with Mark Henry and Brodus Clay to form B.B.B. The BIG BLACK BURIERS! Stay away from them or you'll end up in the "DARK".

Oh but wait theres more, there are reports that creative are already talking about Rock/Cena 2 at Wrestlemania 29, someone in creative needs to get a dictionary, hopefully one thats been chucked at their head, and look at the definition of the word "Once". These writers are so damn stupid i'm surprised they can get anything done, not to mention their schedule was very packed lately with them being the head writers for Mass Effect 3.

and Rock, the difference between you and Rocky Balboa is when Balboa returned, people actually gave a damn!

and now the weekly awards:

The "I dont wanna know what you do with a rolled up cheese steak" goes to: The Rock

and the perfect way to describe TNA award goes to: Sting himself in the back of the head with a chair at, you guessed it, VICTORY ROAD!

The Top 5 Wrestlemania Matches

In no particular order

1. Edge vs Mick Foley - Wrestlemania 22
2. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat vs "Macho Man" Randy Savage - Wrestlemania 3
3. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. CHRIS BENOIT! - Wrestlemania 20
4. Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart (60 Minute Iron Man Match) Wrestlemania 12
and my final favourite is:
BROCK LESNAR VS GOLDBERG



BAHHHH just kidding, actually its JBL vs JOHN CENA



AHHHHHHHH got you again


no actually my last favorite is
Money in the Bank....... any Money in the Bank, or as like to call them *ehem* OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD!

I'm sorry, but this needs to be said. Rant begins:

You guys keep bringing up the fact that last year, the Undertaker needed to be carted off, and couldn't walk out. This isn't entirely true.
The Undertaker's injuries last year were KAYFABE. This is something that has been backed up by MULTIPLE sites. He knew, and everyone else knew, that he wasn't going to be back wrestling next week, so they needed an excuse for why he was suddenly gone again. Faking being taken out like that, served that purpose, plus it sold the idea that HHH came within a hair's breath of beating the Undertaker (which helps to make future WM matches seem more exciting since now the Undertaker seems beatable).
Now to note, no they didn't have this years storyline in mind when they did it, but once they decided to go with Undertaker/HHH 3, they figured this made a good excuse for why.

Rant ends. Sorry about that rant, but you needed to be corrected on that, even though I do agree that this definitely needs to be Undertakers last WM.

Raw (to paraphrase Ed Sullivan) ReallyBigSOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUUUUPERSHOW! Now containing 10% more Big Show Buttcrack...Y2J makes things personal...or since he already made it personal last week, I guess he's making it more personaler...Dwayne mocks the dead and more, as well as the Rocky Statue...Lord Tenzai? Who the hell is Lord Tenzai??? Whoa whoa whoa....A-Train!? Damn...Miz jobbed again...big surprise....Cena rose above hate again...let me elaborate.

Cena: You rear ended me!

Guy: Rise Above hate Cena!

Cena: Oh right...I mean, Thank you for rear-ending me! Shall we exchange insurance info good sir? IT'S A GOOD THING!

So yea...this Raw...felt lacking in places. Better than last week but only vaugely.

So here's what I hear: No Way Out is coming back...as a Steel Cage themed PPV. So, cool? And does this mean HIAC is done...I mean two PPVs with Cage themes?

Personal Winner: Shane Douglas for trying to invade the WWE...hey it's more interesting than some other things going on right now...
Personal Loser: Dwayne Johnson....Never....imitate....Macho....Man.....again.....EVER!

And now for BrymstoneSean O-Zone's Top 5 Mania Matches (besides Taker/HBK) to close out these comments

5: Bret Hart vs Owen Hart: Wrestlemania 10
4: Shawn Michaels v Kurt Angle: Wrestlemania 21
3: Edge v Mick Foley: Wrestlemania 22
2: TLC II: Wrestlemania 17
And my number 1 Mania match.....Brock Lesnar v Goldberg! PSYCHE! Stone Cold v Bret Hart: Wrestlemania 13

Well...that was Raw everybody. I'm torn on this one guys I really am; for the first time in like what three four weeks, we've seen a Raw that didn't piss uss all off. But at the same time there wasn't enough of, well ANYTHING, to provoke a reaction at all! Only two points during the entire night were memorable, one for being good the other for being more bullshit; guess which points I'm talking about.

Punk starting the night did us all a massive solid; and Jericho, the emperor from Gokaiger would say "Damn that's low" for your continued bs about Punk's family. Great drama and excllent buildup, but still that's pretty damn low. Big ups to Teddy for doing what we all WISH we could do; Pimp smack the everlovin' hell out of Ace. That's the most entertaining thing Ace has done since he became a character.

The promo at the end was decent, but I was really expecting taker to pull back the hood and show us his new "dome". Most of us know he shaved it recently, what is it supposed to be some kind of dramatic reveal at Mania? *Shrugs* Aww whatever. Sorry guys, I don't really have many memories of Wrestlemania. 18, 20, and 24 are the only ones I can even half remember. I'll stick with regular winners and losers but I will say this; WM 20's Guerrero vs Angle and the Triple threat for the world title later on with Benoit, Michaels, and H were some of my favorites, and the celebration at the end was amazing.

Winners:
Teddy Long: I said it on the stream and I'll say it here: "A Pimp Named Teddy's Pimp hand is VERY strong!"
Aksana: Typically I can't stand the sight of this diva in particular, since she serves absolutely no purpose other than fetish fuel for the guys and some girls. But spearing Vickie has earned you a number of cool points in my book. Good on you, and please...do it again the first chance you get!
Punk: Screaming Bullshit at the top of your lungs; That's not PG. And that's one of the many reasons why we love him. When Punk's on screen PG can suck it. CM Punk: He can cut a promo in half the time it takes Dwayne, but at the end of it you'll actually give a damn about what he just said!
Lady K: I've never reduced a person to hysterical laughing, can't say that anymore now can I? Glad you were entertained.

Losers:
Dwayne- Oh look; Captain "I clearly don't give a f**k" is back to lecture us again! Brilliant method of getting us interested there fucko, reminding us of GOOD matches and wrestlers we like! At least when Jay Lethal did the Macho Man impression IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD!!! Dwayne, I rage on you like this because I remember how much of an impact you were capable of making with just a few words. But this was absolutely pathetic. Hell, I could cut a better promo, maybe not on camera, but I'd at least make people believe I was saying stuff I believed instead of reading it from a teleprompter. For your sake and those who support you, I Pray you deliver at Wrestlemania...but I won't hold my breath.
Jericho: The reckoning will come Jericho, and when it does I'll look forward to saying the folllowing quote; "YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!" Even if you triumph at mania, Punk will walk out the better man, and do you know why? Because win or lose, the fans know HE is truly the Best in the World and you're just a pretender to the throne. Deal with it.
Decaff Otunga: Otunga...you are without a doubt the most irritating, ambulance chasing, coffee sipping, gold digging, Ace sucking, Ass kissing, gimmick stealing, boring, bland, morally bankrupt ASSHOLE I have seen in recent months! Spring cleaning for WWE is coming up soon, and if they'll cut someone like Morisson who can actually deliver in the ring, I'd be pretty damn nervous if I were you. Heh, then again; THANK GOD I'm not you.

God this was the epitome of bare bones. I've got to check out if that two day ROH event is this week, put my order in and eveything. At least then I'll have something wrestling related that'll provoke a reaction. Til next time my Wrestlecast brothers and sisters; Sayonara.

My top five favorite wrestlemania matches, with a brief explaination on each.

5. Undertaker Vs. Kane (Wrestlemania 14). This is my favorite 'Taker match from a storyline perspective. Kane was built as an indestructable hellspawn when he debuted, and it took THREE tombstone piledrivers to finally beat him. Seriously. Three of them. Not even Davey Richards or John Cena could kick out of that.

4. Kurt Angle Vs. Chris Benoit (Wrestlemania 17). This is easily both my favorite Angle match and my favorite Benoit match. While the Savage/Steamboat match at Wrestlemania 3 revolutionized technical wrestling, this match perfected it. Easily better than the match they had the previous year.

3. Bret Hart Vs. Steve Austin (Wrestlemania 13). What a way to kick off the attitude era. It had everything you could want. Solid wrestling, good storytelling, blood, and an ending where Austin emerges as a face when he entered the match as a heel.

2. Shawn Michaels Vs. Razor Ramon (Wrestlemania 10). Best intercontinenta l title match at 'mania, period. Two of the best superstars of the 90's in the very first ladder match. When people refer to Michaels as "Mr. Wrestlemania", it all began on this night even though he lost the match. It was a battle so good it was repeated later that year.

1. The Rock Vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan (Wrestlemania 18). Wrestlemania 18 was the first 'mania I ever bought, so that event alone holds a special place for me. This was the match that Cena/Rock can never live up to. This was the dream match, and the crowd was one of the most lively ever for this. This would be Hogan's last match in his NWO gimmick as he would immediately make a face turn, but for one night two generations made an epic clash.

Next week, Chris Jericho will reveal that CM Punk's mom is a two pack a day smoker, who is also addicted to pain killers.

5. Hogan vs. Andre The Giant at WrestleMania III- I know it's not going to be on a lot of peoples list, but it was the first match that I remember when I was 6 years and this was the match that got me interested in wrestling.
4. Randy Savage vs Ric Flair (c) at WrestleMania VII
3. Undertaker vs. Shawn Micheals 2 at WrestleMania XXVI- the only match I thought that the steak was in jeopardy
2. Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle at WrestleMania XX
1. Bret Hart (c) vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XII- The first Iron man match in WWE history, and only Bret Hart and Shawn Micheals could have wrestled for 1 hr. 1 min. and 52 seconds and made it interesting.

Winners:
Chris Jericho and CM Punk
Cody Rhodes for his Mohammed Ali impression
WWE's booking of Raw, a very good ratio of wrestling to promo

Losers:
The guy who rear-ended John Cena. You of all people could have ended quite possible the the most over hyped match ever and saved us from the least attractive Main event match in Wrestlemaina history. Especially when you pay the person a lot of money and he was suppose to target the rock and all he does is........ nevermind the last part.

Whoever thought that the Rock and John Cena needed a Special before next weeks Raw.

Raw was a 3 of 5

Well, I've watched Victory Road, it's slightly better than last year.....but it's still smegged up. Like last year.

Now, about my Wrestlemania pick. I only saw a portion of WM 22, then watched all of WM 25 up to 27.
But I did saw some matches from other Wrestlemanias so here's my 5 favorites matches :

5. Edge vs Foley - Hardcore match at WM22. R Rated to the core. Nuff said.
4. Michaels vs Razor Ramon - 1st Ladder match at WM10.
3. Undertaker vs Edge at WM24 - The storyline was interresting to follow.
2. Austin vs Rock at WM X7 - The night the Rattlesnake sell his soul to the devil.
1. Undertaker vs Michaels at WM25 - Not only the story between them was great, but that's the match who saved WM25 to be a massive failure.

Winners :
- Austin Aires. Reason n°157 why he's the greatest man who ever lived : He wrestle and tweet at the same time.
- CM Punk for dropping the 1st ever BS-Bomb in the PG era. We're close to hear the infamous F-Bomb. WHY IS IT WM CURTAIN JERKER AGAIN ??
- Angle vs Hardy. Outside of Aires vs Ion, this match was pretty good. And Jeff did redeemed himself from last year...at least for now
- Bobby Roode. I got to say, he's milking out his heel persona. He forced Dixie Carter to watch Sting getting his ass beaten after the match while calling her a bitch.
When did he learned to be a sick fuck, in the Kevin Steen sick fuck university ?

Losers :
- Bully Ray....losing to an injured James Storm....in 70 seconds. VICTORY ROAD 2011 all over again!!!!
Oh...it gets worse
- The Diva's match at WM28 : Kelly Kantrun and Maria Menonous vs Beth and Das Whore on a stick.
We went from Kharma vs Beth, to Beth vs Natalya all the way to....this. It's not going to be the dark match is it ?? FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU .....
- Roode Sting for the match ending : Roode try to powerbomb Sting through an open steel chair. Sting counters and went for the SDD. BUT, while he unleash his finisher, he hit the back of his head on the edge of the steel chair, knocking him out, and Roode pick up the victory....I want you to think about it for a second....STING OWNED HIMSELF...automatic FAIL!!!
for special guest.....Judge STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!! Capcom, you should do that instead of trolling us with shitty box art Megaman.

Hello Gentleman it is a pleasure to talk to both of you once again my thoughts on RAW this week are pretty standard
1.Rock Does Something oh, you mean he just tried to one up Cena again pass
2.Jericho literally tears down the walls of Jericho upon C.M. Punk making light of his sisters substance abuse...gotta say I love Heel Jericho
3.Lord Tenzai aka A-Train aka Albert aka Baldo aka Hip Hop Hippo aka no more nicknames
4.Shane Douglas makes an appearance in the opening segment of RAW gotta say where in the blue hell has he been last I heard he was teaching history in his hometown of Pittsburgh btw I know he did it to promote Extreme Reunion
5.Team Long aka Long Island Cobras named Jimmy in the Punjabi Paradise vs. Team Ace aka The Sexual All American Peep Lawyers
6.Hey WWE you do know no one cares for Extra's Maria Meneous right....because she works on fucking EXTRA and btw nice way to make the Divas Championship seem more like a paperweight
7.Vegan vs. Fella is gonna be intresting for the WHC as both DB and Sheamus are talented athletes
8.Rapist vs. Murderer @ Mania need I say more about Orton versus Kane as both are psychopaths
9.Taker vs. HHH with HBK finishing the night was very good hopefully the two AARP Members can carry each other to solid match without hurting each other.

Top 5 Mania Matches
1.Austin vs. Hart @Mania 13-forced WWE to do a double turn in this case turn Hart Heel and Austin Face instantly launching Austin 3:16 into the golden spectrum.
2.Triple Threat Ladder Match @Wrestlemania 2000 these three teams (Hardys, E&C and Dudleys) put their bodies on the line in a magnificent match all three at different points deserved to win but in the end E&C would come out victorious and stamp their names at Tag Team Ladder Match pioneers
3.Michaels vs. Jericho @Mania 19-This match is on my list for one simple reason it's build as Y2J built himself up as a man who looked up to HBK and saw himself in HBK but he was going to make an example of HBK to start his own legacy.
4.Christian vs. Y2J @Mania 20-Another good build by the writers here this told the story of two friends who were closer than ever however both men made a side bet to see who could with the hotter diva CC choose Lita while Y2J choose Trish. The latter two hit it off forcing Christian to become enraged as a girl was coming between them. Eventually this two would put on a masterful match before Trish would reveal she crossed Y2J
5.Taker vs. Michaels @Mania 26 Career vs Streak-He is a fine example of the perfect wrestling match two solid veterans with solid build battle each other in the main event of the evening these men laid it all on the line but unfortunately HBK went home the loser.

Winners and Losers
Winners
Chris Jericho-That is how the heel is supposed to get over get under the faces skin making him squeam and squirm every step of the way and as you can tell I like Y2J's wrestling abilty as he is in two of my top 5 mania matches.
The Shades-For letting me get my butt in on a rising sun podcast had to find a way to get a foot in the door and you sir gave it.
ECW-For one single moment when Shane Douglas stood up it gave me flashbacks to the days when ECW was counter culture, anti establishment and pretty damn cool hopefully your DVD shows it off.
FCW Talents-Getting mentioned by WWE is pretty damn cool also getting a chance to compete @ Mania is also cool as Seth Rollins, Xavier Woods and a few others will be doing in Miami.

Losers
Hairball-Seriously Bro, trying to Rick'Roll us on the Matty Jay Show with a Dwayne Johnson song....not cool and you should if anyone rick rolls around here it is me....D...D...P.
Dwayne Johnson-Seriously bro your looking like Hogan Every week, promo skills are choppy in front of a live crowd, can't come up with any new material, ring ability is a question because besides Survivor Series last year you haven't competed. Take a word from the wise Dwayne, hang it the fuck up.
Kelly Kelly-Seriously who thought this girl was talented..........Johnny Ace put your god damn hand down because you sir are full of donkey shit because you couldn't a good female talent if she slapped that blank expression off of your face. Sorry got off on a tangent back to Kelly Kelly, by the way you cant wrestle and no this a John Cena type of knock at you because you have shown that you are horrendously piss poor at running the fucking ropes of all things, that match you had with the sluttas was a joke and anyone you associated with is a joke for example is Eve=Hoeski on a stick with fucking tits and Alicia "I just got fined by fucking PETA" Fox couldn't help you out wrestle a cardboard cutout of Natalya, Kharma or Beth Phoenix.