Raw SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-SHOW: Well damn, where to start? Got more Funkasaurus you could shake your fanny at, Miz and Truth have at it and it results with the Jimmies beating Miz and thus, he's at number 1! We have mr. Laryngitis POSSIBLY getting 'future endeavored' next week after what we've seen and.....oh god...Cena is beyond pissed! And who can blame him! Ryder is gone! GOD DAMN YOU KANE!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

WWE Royal Rumble Predictions

The Big Red Palpatine vs Cena Skywalker
Winner: Hopefully Kane

Triple Threat WHC Steel Cage Electric Boogaloo
Sexual Chocolate vs Sexual White Chocolate vs Sexual Vegan Chocolate
Winner: Mr. Danielson

WWE Championship: Special Ref-Laryngitis
Punkasaurus vs The Guy with really weird hair
Winner: Punkasaurus.

The Rumble:
Chris Jeritroll vs Jinder Mahal vs Wade Barrett vs Sheamus vs Jack Swagger vs Brodus Clay vs Hornswoggle vs Santino Marella vs Hunico vs R-Truth vs Cody R-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM *
Winner: hell if i know....Brodus?

Question: A theory someone on the TPWW forums brought up and I wanted to share with you. Jericho says that this sunday, it will be the end of the world as we know it right? And the winner of the Rumble can challenge any champion he wants, right? Well, what if Jericho wins the rumble, then challenged Bryan AND Punk for a title unification match at Mania?
Best in the World vs Best Wrestler in the world vs Best in the World at what he does.

Winners: Raw's go home show for the Rumble was a solid win. Made you want to see what will happen at both the Rumble, and next week's Raw. Here's to Ace possibly losing his job!
Losers: Writing Ryder off, wwe i swear if you don't give him a push when he returns i might go to ROH and Chikara and never go back.

Now guys, Zack Ryder being written out of WWE programming isn't a bad thing, THAT is a good thing *big smile* you see Zack's character has always been about the underdog, never getting the respect he deserves. But now the underdog is on top and it just doesn't work. So Zacks getting some time off to rebuild his character and come back hungrier for the US title then ever before. That or the rumors about him filming Z True Long Island Stories for the WWE Network or starring in a movie are true

*deep voice*

This Summer Zack Ryder is; The Marine 3: Attack on Long Island

The possibility of Triple H returning and giving Johnny hell is really exciting but am I the only person who feels Triple H is gonna turn and side with Johnny starting a new Corporation, hell their already going for the Austin/McMahon thing why not shove the Corporation in there as well and while we are at it, give Punk his own belt, put his symbol on it I don't care ANYTHING to get rid of that god damn spinner belt.

As I'm typing this the Royal Rumble will be happening in about 4, this PPV I love more then anything else as it leads to so many surprises, but if I hear Matt Hardy's theme I'm walking out, I swear to god I will! I look back at my favourite Rumble of all time, 2004. The amount of amazing moments;

- Mick Foley surprise appearance
- Chris Benoit winning
- and of course the Undertaker gong, which brings me to this year. We have yet to hear anything about the Undertaker's annual one time of the year appearance at Wrestlemania. I'm hoping for this year we see a return of the Biker-taker, say what you will about the Deadman, but the American Bad Ass was just that, A BAD ASS.

But im hoping and praying that we reached the end of the rumble, the last entrant to appear.....3....2....1.....BZZZZZZZ

and just CLEARS HOUSE! But as well know Jericho delivered a bombshell on RAW this past week, R.E.M frontman MICHAEL STIPE will be in the Rumble, I never even knew he was a wrestler!

I have read the Smackdown spoilers and it seems that their really starting to heel up Daniel Bryan, but I'm hoping that they at least give him a credible win at Royal Rumble, like making Mark henry tap out or something cause at this moment Daniel Bryan's world title reign sucks! He hasn't had a single legitimate win to his name since becoming champion. Forget Ryder, WWE's burying Danielson by not showing how talented as a champion he can be.

....and now ladies and gentlemen it's time for my weekly awards.

The owl sound award goes to: Perez Hilton

The corpsing like hell SEND FOR THE MAN award goes to: John Laurinaitis, look closely at that face hes making when on Punk's shoulders, yeahhhhhhhhh terrible

The brand new meme to sweep the globe award goes to: Cena's mad face

and lastly

the Tell Muhammad Hassan I said "hi" award goes to: Zack Ryder

is a fan of
wade barrett

not a fan of
jinder mahal

rumble predictions
no contest between cekane
d bry and punk retain
jericho wins rumble

just one winner (im feeling lazy)
FCW 22/1/2012 HDTV (Full Show)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-kxvVgmBBg

perfect plex perfect show, fellas. and i'm coming to you live from kansas city! the move went ok but the damn airport took my mouth wash. bastards. anyway, this week's comment is brought to you by the ultimate warrior: SMOKE!!!



RAW: decent go home show for the rumble this sunday. brodus shook what god gave him two of. dolph continues to be the #heel. zack ryder is dead. cue the bagpipes, matty. and cena has given into the hate which i am enjoying. cant really say much but it was a decent build up for the rumble. overall, looking forward to this sunday.


TNA: our hotel room doesn't spike. yay.





winners: punk for being punk, johnny for being interesting, cena for slipping further and further to the dark side, regal for being on commentary, and dolph for being dolph.


losers: zack for dying, david otunga for think he could do anything besides look like a total chod, and garret bischoff just for himself. a failure.


D-cell battery award: jack swagger. even with that belt, he still is a jobber to me.