Ok, yes, I admit I had to changed my pants for the Funkosaurus and not for the god "Daniel Bryan" kind, more for the time when Mae Young and Santino are on the camera at the same time.

But i applaud Brodus for doing this with a smile, cause thats all you can do when your put into a gimmick like this, do it with a smile and pray you don't have to go to TNA where you have to do the same crap only with a second rate name.

Now when it comes to Daniel Bryan, i admit I've never seen his ROH heel persona per-say but i have read he, while a heel still abide to the ROH Code of Honor which make this whole development more confusing. I mean here's Daniel Bryan actually OFFERING a rematch to Big Show no questions asked, which makes me ask who is the real heel here cause when was the last time a heel actually offered a match

Oh and Ryder, you heard of these things called TAXIS, by the time you had that wheel half off you could have taken Eve and taking her to the next county

*Christoper Titus impression* IDIOT!

My guess when it comes to Edge being inducted NOW rather then in a few years later is proof that Wrestlemania WON'T be going to Toronto for at least the next year or so. Now EZ did say Edge will return, to which i say *raises eyebrow* IT DOESN'T MATTER IF HE RETURNS! I would give this man the induction for doing something no other wrestler has done, LISTENED TO A DAMN DOCTOR AND STOPPED WRESTLING! You have assholes who have had more surgeries then I've had Red Shells at the finish line and yet they still come back Brother, hats off to Edge for giving us an amazing career and he is more then welcome in the hall of fame.

and now time for the ENIGMA AWARDS

The Just screaming to have Lamont come back as his announcer award: Brodus Clay

The tire iron over his head award: Zack Ryder

The NEEDS TO LEARN TO FUCKING COUNT TO 3 award goes to: Jack Doan

and finally

The I know she's hurt but damn she looks good on her back award goes to: AJ AJ oh sweet mercy AJ

Well thats all for me this week guys, don't forget to listen to the you know what Cast every Friday with me and the loveable Red Poet only on Reviewtopia and i leave you with this

*grabs guitar*

HACK IS BACK
HE'S NO MORE SLACK
IT TOOK SO LONG BUT IM GLAD THAT HES BACK
YES, EPISODE SIX
IS FINALLY FIX
AND NOW'S HE FINALLY BRINGING IT OUT

It all kicked off this last week in WWE. Air Boom lost the tag team titles... IN A LIVE EVENT! If you really don't want them to have the titles, at least wait till RAW to make the switch over. Bourne is again suspended, I don't yet know why. I'm afraid to say that Evan Bourne will likely be the first man to be future endevoured in 2012.
Next Ryder lost his US title to Swagger,the man who botched the finish of the main event the week before, is rewarded???????? Ryder was pushed too hard too fast. WWE thought they had latched onto something in him, but they hadn't. I wish the guy could become successful, but with success his entire gimmick of the loser longing for a push becomes pointless. I'm glad Swagger has the gold, he can do a lot with it and we should see much more from him. Hopefully the belt does for Swag what it did for Ziggler. Also, don't you feel that title belt was just made for the all-american-american.
Jericho trolled once more, but in a clever way. Screwing the audience by making them believe Jericho would wrestle was clever booking. I continued Jericho's trolling gimmick, without letting it go stale.
This week also saw the true beginnings of Cena's heel turn. I love how subtly WWE are doing this, building on it week by week. Kane's mind games are breaking Cena and making him question all he believes in. Hopefully WWE will have gone for it fully by Wrestlemania and not pussy out at the final stage of the turn.
This leads me to the show of show in March. Everything is coming in to place for Mania. WWE have set themselves up so they have a number of options, and opportunities for several high profile matches. Here's what the rumor mill is saying:
Cena vs The Rock
CM Punk vs Jericho
Daniel Bryan vs Randy Orton
Miz vs R-Truth
Shaq O neil vs Big Show
Something Diva related- possibly involving Kharma
The Wrestlemania return of the Money in the Bank ladder match, probably featuring Brodus, Dolph, Henry, Del Rio, Christian, Sheamus, Ryder, Kofi, Barrett, and Jinder Mahal. These are my guesses based on how various storylines are going.
Cody Rhodes vs Goldust
And finally... The Undertaker vs Triple H OR... The Undertaker vs Kane.

That sounds like a pretty decent and plausible card to me. What to you guys think?

Hey guys, I didn't watch Raw cause I had a feeling that it was going to suck major ass! I was right for most of it until Punk came out and gave Johnny Ace the verbal smackdown that he rightfully deserved!

Didn't have any winners or losers last time because Raw sucked so bad last week that I feel that it didn't deserve any! I played the following sound clips on my own soundboard for EZ since he didn't have them.

*Darth Vader's "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!" from "Revenge of The Sith for when Zack Ryder lost the US title

The George Takei "Douchebag" clip for Johnny Ace

And the clip of Radioactive Man saying "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!" for whenever Brodus Clay was out making a complete ass out of himself!

And yes, there is the John Cena heel turn which I think is clever and interesting to say the least. I agree with EZ and Matty about the whole Star Wars reference with Kane being Emperor Palpatine and Cena being Anakin Skywalker.

Jericho trolled us yet again, but in a very clever way this time around! Oh, and Mick Foley came back to Raw which is always a plus, even though he did become the punching bag for God knows how many times. So some good things came out of Raw this week but not enough to save it from being a disaster like last week!

And now for a new short segment that I'd like to call the douchebag that deserves to be given a Stone Cold Stunner award! The perfect examples for this would have to be everyone's most hated douchebag, Micheal "Thank fucking God the WWE creative staff figured it out that he was killing the ratings for Raw" Cole and the current Raw General Manager Johnny "I wish that CM Punk would have put you in the Anaconda Vice" Ace!

Winners and losers:

Winners: CM Punk for being CM Punk as well as coming out and giving Johnny Ace the verbal smackdown that he so rightfully deserved!

Mick Foley for coming back to Raw as well as being the replacement tag team partner even though that asshole Johnny Ace had to come out and say that he wasn't really part of the match.

Losers: Johnny Ace for reasons that have already been explained as well as not giving Zack Ryder his US title back!

Matty's magic 8 ball for jinxing Zack Ryder's loss of the US title!

Brodus Clay for coming out and making a complete baka of himself as well as scaring EZ Rider for life to the point that he wished that such a thing like brain bleach actually existed.

Chris "I can't believe he's going to be pulling this shit until AFTER the Royal Rumble" Jericho for trolling us yet again!

And the entire creative and writing staff of the WWE for continuously throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks a.k.a. *cues Moltar's clip where he says" We're just making all this Sh** up! Oh what, your the only one that gets to make *censor bleep* up!"

winners
r truth (he's crazy funny)
jericho(he still entertains me)
c m punk(do i really have to say why)
and suprise
big johnny(for actually doing something intresting)

losers
evan bourne(you're better than that man)
wade barrett(you dont interrupt crazy)
pinocchio(for being a liar)

Yes this is coming from a newbie, so be patient with me. Evan "can't stop smoking fake weed" Bourne, has been suspended again! He has pretty much, smoked his way out of the WWE. I'm thinking the next time he is mentioned by the WWE, Mr. John Laurinaitis will have future endeavored him. No one should feel sad for Evan, he'll end up in TNA. Now he can smoke the real shit, and not worry about getting fired.

Speaking of Johnny Ace, his balls have finally dropped! Congratulations , on becoming a man! Hopefully him admitting that he is going to screw Punk at the Royal Rumble, will result in Mick Foley becoming the full time Raw general manager. We can only wish!

Please, please, please, Chris get rid of that fucking jacket. Jeff Jarret has been calling me constantly, he want's his jacket back! He reminds me of the Rhinestone fucking Cowboy. What Jericho has been doing the past 3 weeks, not speaking for 2 weeks, and being in a match this week, running inside the ring, crying and tagging out is fucking genius on his part. If he doesn't get booed next Monday, than I believe that the crowds are dumb as shit.

End Piracy, Not Liberty!

If these comments feel lacking, this time you can blame it on returning to the old grind of school as well as Skyward Sword and Mario 3D Land.

Raw SOOOOOOOOOUUUUP ER....SHIT!: A 'injured' (well not really) Ryder, loses the title to SWAGGIE! BOO-URNS! Cena nearly injures him but doesn't get the chance because of Kane...fail. Perez Hilton....Perez Fucker Hilton cameos on Raw for...some raison.... On the positive side of things, at least we got another appearance of the Funkasaurus who continued his awesomeness. And whoa....when did Ace grow a pair? Oh wait he didn't I think...it was just a rare coinicidence...His promo and Punk's preceding promo were not enough to save the show, which ended up being equivalent to that of a enormous taco fart; It stunk and was unpleasantly forgettable.

Questions:
Evan Bourne suspended again...So...
1: You think he's gonna go once WWE does it's annual "Spring Cleaning" of the roster?
2: If he does, you think he can make it in ROH?

Winners: The ending to Raw even if the show was bad up to that point.
Losers: The rest of Raw especially for the end of the reign of Ryder and Perez Hilton's pointless appearance. And Evan Bourne...Maybe you should go hang with Kendrick and become a tag team of potheads. You will forever be known as SKY HIGH!

btw if i haven't mentioned it in the past, please tune in to Friday Night Riffs with me, TWK, Bobbert33, and Rellik69, along with the occasional Mike Maverick.

Well, somehow I still seem to be making comments here.
Before I start, two things:
1. Sorry Matty for misspelling your name. My bad.
2. Don't worry about my last name, no one EVER pronounces it right. Just go with the first.

Now on to RAW.
Wow. Remember when we actually thought the Tag Team division was going to make a comeback? Then Evan goes gets himself suspended and the division just disappears for a month. He comes back, drops the title, and then goes back on suspension. Great job Evan, good luck with your future endeavors.
Last week, Brodus Clay debuts. I laugh my ass off. Great stuff. 2nd week, Brodus Clay comes out. Yawn, I'm bored. This definitely lost its novelty value with me fast.
Good News: Ryder lost the U.S. Title. This is good because he's more interesting as a character chasing the title then he is when he has it. Besides I really don't think he's going to be missing that title for too long.
Bad News: He lost it to Jack Swagger. The man has been a glorified JOBBER for the last year and a half, and you just GIVE him the U.S. Title.
Worse news: He then goes on to job to Cena later that same night. Once again, I loved the story of it (and I kept imagining all during that beat-down that Kane was sitting on a throne in the Death Star going "Gooooood. Let the Hatred floooow through you."), but way to make the U.S. Title worthless.
Did anyone else notice that the main event of Raw was a six man tag match featuring five guys the WWE is currently building as Heels, and CM Punk? Of course after the match Punk then goes on to remind us why we kneel before him.

Special Winners for this week:
Cena: For beginning to embrace the hate.
Daniel Bryan: Love his subtle Heel turn here. Though they need to stop putting him in title matches EVERY WEEK!
And finally Johnny Ace: For finally growing some grapefruits.

Special Losers for this week:
Swagger: For turning the U.S. Title into a glorified prop.
Wade Barrett: For making Pinocchio break WWE's PG rating. And because they won't stop pushing him.
And finally John Laurinaitis: Because no matter what, Punk will still be better then him.

So i was actually very entertained by raw this week, I have to say i like the whole stone cold vince storyline being redone with punk and johnny. I was very happy to see punk cuttting the awesome promos we all love him for again. And just overall a good show compared to the previous weeks were it has sucked a lot of monkey doo doo,

Winners:

CM Punk = That promo he cut was great and i just hope theres more to come and the promos get even better leading up to the rumble.

Dolph Ziggler = This week he might well of just cut the best promo of his career i cant think of any other time he got on the mic and actually made me laugh. So kudos to him

Johnny Ace = Thanks for telling Eve to shut up and watch her mouth. You willalways be a legend just for doing that.

R Truth = For being a legend once again i love seeing him every week hes hilarious

Losers:

Perez Hilton = You were booooood out the building before you even came down the ramp get the fuck of my tv screen you fag flaming douche bag.

Evan Bourne = The next Matt Hardy!!! Remember i said it first folks!!! Oh wait my bad Evan actually has talent Joke Hardy does NOT!!!

Brodus Clay = i hope we dont just see him destroy jobbers for the next month shit is getting boring real fast.

Teddy Long = All he does is book fuckin tag team matches everytime his music hits we all know whats goin to happen. So his new name is (Tagteam Long)

chaos theory crazt show fellas. poor evan bourne. just cant stay away from that oooo-weeee. do i i smell a future endeavor? naw. that's just evan sparking up one. and this week's comment is brought to you buy austin aries: the newest spokesman for WWE ice cream bars.

" (texting on his cell phone)..........huh?......oh um....buy these bars. they're tasty. greatest man who ever lived. yada yada yada. whatever. go away. i mean it. i'm busy being awesome."


raw: didnt care for this one. just felt off. ryder drops the belt to swagger? WTF?! isn't this the same guy who jobbed to santino with the help of a muppet and he gets the belt?! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STOOOPID!! and cena buries 10 minutes later. although i did like how it advanced the storyline between him and kane, lord of the sith. brodus clay continues to be funky. (hell, not even cole can hate on him.) d-bry is slowing turning into a heel and he appreciates that. foley was funny, nuff said. punk rips johnny ace a new one but whats this? johnny ace is evolving! (cue pokemon evolving music) congratulations ! johnny ace evolved into............... A INTERESTING CHARACTER! overall, not even the awesome end can make up for this one.


impact: sorry. i was drinking wine and planning my last weekend in houston.




winners: punk for being punk, johnny ace for keeping his pimp hand strong against eve, the funkasaurus, and mick for just being mick.


losers: swagger for winning the US strap and going down to cena, most of raw, and this guy who's hating on my show. i wont name names but he knows who he is. i'll say it like this: you dont have to watch my show. i dont force anyone to watch it but you are in no position to insult me, call it criticism, and be surprised when i get offened. (seriously, he talked about my masterbation habits.)i got something you will never have: the respect of my peers, like matty, lonnie, and everyone here on the WC. in short, i'm gonna keep doing what i like, which means i'll show my note, i'll wear my strawhat, and i'm damn sure keeping joe! you dont like it? TS, get bend, eat shit, up yours, GTFO, there's the door and dont let the doorknob hit ya where your boyfriend splits ya.




D-cell battery award: THAT FUCKIN' DIVAS MATCH! god damn, it was hell to watch from beginning to end. parez hilton was terrible, kelly still cant run the damn ropes, the bellas' twin magic is crap, alicia wasn't even in the match, and once again, kelly wins by roll up! there aren't enough D-cell batteries to make the suck of this match go away! you know what? fuck it! this is also getting the DIE-HARD CAR BATTERY AWARD!

I'll keep it short and simple, for one I got exams (craaaaap) and 2, Megaupload is down. DAMN YOU SOPA!!!!!

-Raw : Didn't liked it. Ryder dropped the belt to the man who jobbed to him for weeks. Facepalm of epicness. The only redeeming part is the ending : Johnny Ace...having emotions. Priceless.
- Impact : Garret is back as a full time wrestler and he got a special trainer...hands down it has to be Hogan. WHY THIS PRICK IS ON TV AGAIN ? He makes Mike Bennet look like a Prodigy.
- You wanna know my thoughts about the webshow "MidCard Mafia" : Piece of garbage. To sums up : crappy animation, despicable story, awful voice quality and unfunny script. And we had to see a talking cane.

Winners :
- CM Punk for breaking Big Johnny's coolness
- R-Truth. Laughed my ass off.
- AJ for the bump she took on Smackdown, last week. Props to her.
- John Lauranitis. Finally, he went on Rage mode and show some balls. Unlike some lady who can't even act, let alone running a wrestling company propely.

Losers :
- Mister Jack Swagger. You championship victory is WEAK!! And you've to get Hamble by Sith Cena. Sorry dude, You fail. Wonder what DocPepper has to think about it
- Evan Bourne, suspended AGAIN!!. I told you not to smoke that Smoking Star Press.
- The US gouverment for shutting down Megaupload, before the act was voted. I'm telling you, I rather be blacklisted than living in a world full of RJ Bandsmas (the less you know about him, the better.)