Alright! I am officially entering rant mode here! HEADS UP!!!

THIS PAY PER VIEW SUCKED ASS!!! I'm sorry but so much shit didn't make sense at all and the writing was HORRIBLE.

Kelly Kelly winning alone was almost enough to send my entertainment center through my living room window...

The HHH VS Punk match was such a cluster fuck I had no idea what the hell was going on and now I am so confused over this whole debacle I don't even know where to start!

Cena is champion for the ten billionth time... Thanks to this I am now officially diagnosed with Congestive Heart Failure and I ended up coughing up blood! I wasn't expecting Del Rio to have a record setting title run but for the love of fuck what was the point of giving him the title only to take it off him the following month?!

Mark Henry beat Orton... Well I said it once and I said it again... If Henry won the title I was going to punch a baby but you know what? I realized that there aren't enough babies to punch, Puppies to stomp, Kittens to punt, Elderly people to beat up, Canadians to flip off, Yankee fans to groin kick, Daycares to blow up, and orphanages to drive my car through to relieve my level of pissed off over this! Mark Henry should not be relevant in the year 2011! And thank you Shades for being the voice of reason on this subject last cast! I still say Mark Henry should've been canned YEARS AGO!

I am officially done with Smackdown! I have added it to my list of shows I've boycotted... I'd have TNA on my boycot list but I'm proud to say I haven't watched an episode of TNA since Bobby Lashley was going at it with Desmond Wolf... In fact I'd boycot the WWE in general but fuck... What the hell am I gonna watch?! TNA?! HAH!

Anyway I'm out... I need to lay down after the head ache the WWE just gave me...

PS: Calm down Matty I don't actually flip Canadians off! Put the Hockey stick down!

Hugh Jackman is one thing, but guess who's starring on RAW in a few weeks. The Muppets, THE MUPPETS! If Miss Piggy doesn't beat Kelly Kelly for the Divas Championsip I riot!
Just thought I'd say, my favorite match of all time: There's two, Mitsuhuru Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi January 1997 [Watch it!!!] and Dragon Kid, Genki Horiguchi and Ryo Saito vs Cima. Naruki Doi and Masato Yoshino from ROH supercard of honour 2006. Oh wait, then there's Eddie Guerrero and Art Barr vs El Hijo Del Santo and Octagon, and Samoa Joe vs CM Punk 2. Damn its so hard to decide.
My least favorite pay per view: Heroes of Wrestling, Featuring such stars as Jake Roberts, The Iron Shiek, Greg Valentine, the Bushwackers, George Steele, King Kong Bundy, Yokozuna and Abdullah the Butcher. However the show took place in 1999! Check it out if you want to make TNA feel a little more bearable, I believe Maffew has uploaded it to youtube for some reason.

We could see Miss Piggy pin Dolph Ziggler. But then again He's already pinning a pig everynight.

I was disappointed with raw this week all though i really enjoyed night of champions the main event left us with a lot of questions So i expected them to be answered on raw the following night. But it just seems week after week we get more questions then answers.I think its blatantly obvious that Vince McMahon will return leading into survivor series with a Vince's team versus Hunters team, Winner rules the WWE. Aside from that i feel sorry for Jim Ross yet again he doesn't deserve to be bullied by the wrestlers all the time just let him call the fuckin matches, Jerry Lawler apparently has really hurt his back due to the table not completely breaking these guys are to old to be taking bumps and it doesn't make Henry look strong when he beats up old men. Also i cant stand the fact that punk is now teaming with the guy in story line hes supposed to despise, You can try all you want WWE to get John Cena over its never going to work the male audience who have passed their puberty no this guy is a phony. I did like how ever the end of the show were Miz and R Truth got thrown out of the building that reminded me of the attitude era when we saw a lot of stuff take place in the car park etc.

Winners:

Zack Ryder = Number 1 Contender For The U.S Title

Air Boom = Great Ring Attire ( Now They Look Like A Tag Team)

Hugh Jackman = For Actually Doing A Decent Job As Guest Host!!!

Losers:

Michael Cole = Losing His Voice ( This Killed The Main Event Of NOC)

John Morrison = Buried In 40 Seconds!!! ( Were is Tatsu When You Need Him)

Booker T ( Is their a FCW For Commentators)

Peace!!!!!!!!!! !!

another entertaining show from you guys
beth was robbed

first my loser
matt hardy
another dwi matt hardy this is bad comedy

my winners
dean ambrose and seth rollins for their amazing match on
FCW 9/18/2011
links provided for your enjoyment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deo0bIfW-G8&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbvtPNfcOpw&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7gXonGb-1Q&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15jvlGf1fU&feature=channel_video_title

Hey guys, another short comment since I wasn't able to get online much in between job hunting and partying the whole weekend.

Interesting notes in FCW. Two new additions to the roster caught my eye.

First, meet new talent Corey Graves, formerly known as Ring of Honor star Sterling James Keenan.



Congratulations to you, sir. Didn't recognize you with hair. Now let's move on to new talent Antonio Cesaro who...



HOLY SHIT IT'S CLAUDIO!!!!

I don't know the status of Hero's negotiations yet, but even if it's just Claudio, I'll take it (even though I'm a MASSIVE Chris Hero mark).

Also, congratulations to Eddie Edwards for earning a right to an Edwards-Richards II match. Should be most awesome.

EDIT: Oh, and Matt Hardy's posted a video saying he's going to rehab since WWE offers fully paid rehab for all former talent. He's making an effort, I'll cut him slack this week.

And you know what? WINNERS AND LOSERS! Since I haven't done one in months.

Winner: Johnny Gargano for apparently being on this week's episode of Superstars.

Loser: The prop guy who forgot to set out the breakable table and got Jerry Lawler's back hurt.

Night of Champions: Well.....let's put it this way....Kelly beats Beth in her hometown...Henry, as in MARK "WORLD'S FATTEST MAN" HENRY, is World HEAVYweight Champion...Cena is wwe champ again...yea, it was....not good.

Raw...SOUPERShow! It was...well....Truth and Miz getting fired shocked me, I'm predicting a new stable with those two, Nash, and the somehow still employed Johnny Ace..also, King was apparently hurt legit from Henry..OW! I honestly have nothing more on this really so...let's discuss The Muppets taking over Raw on Halloween! there's only 1 thing I request: Statler and Waldorf to heckle Cole. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Questions
1: Rumor has it Hulkster's finally calling it quits and retiring for good...Do you buy it?
2: Do you think Cena is going to break Ric Flair's record of 16 world title reigns?
3: Do you consider Mark Henry as the worst WHC of all time now or does that distiction still belong with Great Khali or whoever you consider the worst WHC?

Winner: Raw for the twist!
Losers: Night Of Champions and the new World Champion of Complete Weight and Matt Hardy for being Matt Hardy. Guy enjoys his McDonalds though.
Undecided: The Muppets on Raw as we don't know how it will go. Again; Statler and Waldorf. It writes itself Vince.

And now I would like to recite a quote from a famous prophet of wrestling...The Berzerker
HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!
That is all.

Well keeping up with my new format here is Night of Champions Matches in 5 seconds

Tag Title: Normally i hate DQ finishes but this worked real well
IC Title: So long Ted Diblandness
US Title: Enjoy it while you can Ziggler, because Ryder's coming for you! WWWYKI!
Henry beats Orton CLEANLY!: M.Bison: YESSSSSS! YESSSSSS!!!
Kelly Beats Beth in her hometown: *Insert Angry Joe NO rant*
Cena is champion yet again. M.Bison: OF COURSE!
And now for your Maint Event. WWE proudly presents....STUFF!. OH LOOK PUNK AND TRIPLE H ARE DOING STUFF. NOW LOOK! MIZ AND TRUTH ARE OUT DOING SOME STUFF TOO! HERE COMES JOHNY ACE TO DO SOME STUFF. OH LOOK NOW ACE IS DOING STUFF ON HIS PHONE! HERE COMES NASH TO DO SOME STUFF, WONDER WHAT KIND OF STUFF HE'S UP TO. OH NOW EVERYBODY'S JUST HITTING EACH OTHER WITH STUFF rabble rabble rablle.

Yeah that's the jist of it. overall decent show

Let's make this quick :

- Night of champions : Average...but has its bad booking decisions : Punk vs HHH was a clusterfuck, Henry is the new world heavyweight champ' (Is it me or did I heard a scream of agony ? Must be Shades...) and to top it off....SuperSaiyanNine TailsBankaiJesu sCena is your new WWE champ..I think Tom from the Boondocks said it best (S2 E09).
MOTHER...F**K!!
SH*T!! SH*T!! SH*T SH*T!! PRICKS !! SH*T!! SHHHH*T!! SH*T!! SH*T!! SH*T!!
SH************* *T!!
- RAW : It was meeh to say the least. The best part : Ryder beats Dolph Ziggler and might running for a US title! And Miz and R-Truth are fired ? WHY ? THAT WAS THE ONLY RELEVANT TAG TEAM IN THE ROSTER !!!
- I haven't seen this week SD! yet but apparently, Cody was a secret pupil in the Ric Flair school of promo.
- What's going on with those arrests ? First there's Matt not once but THREE TIMES (2 DUI and Drugs charge), then it's Angle, Then there's Reby Sky (but was denied) and now, someone named Shannon Spruill had a 1000 bucks bill for her DUI accident on July 19th and got a year probation...That sucks...

Winners :
- Well...Ryder for his victory over Ziggler (Woo..Woo..Woo...you know it, bub!)
- I need to see that Cody Rhodes promo...pronto
- I hate to say it but Mark Henry. And don't worry Shades, I agree with you : he's bland, he's an anchor, his in ring skills are limited...but Spoony got a point there : he's a dominant heel and it rises the question that if even Orton can't stop him, who can ? But on the bright side, it could've been Khali and it's going to be his 1st and only title reign as world champion

Losers :
- Night of Champions booking..nuff said
- Kelly Kelly...just turn heel already..and how sad that Jackman runs the ropes better than you
- Monday Night Riffs streaming...i saw it on livestream : damn technical difficulties
- Cena....wwe champ....AGAIN. Do I have to show you that clip again ?

I need to see some ROH to calm down (TV tapings and Death by Dishonor). Take care, guys

trouble in paradise pretty show, guys. so it seems matt hardy has checked himself into the E's rehab program. hopefully it will keep his ass out of trouble and alive. shame we cant say the same about his character. and this week's comment was brought to you by hugh jackman: he's the best there is at what he does. and what he does is breaking dolph ziggler's jaw.


NOC: a mixed bag of a show. there were moments i liked mark henry winning the belt, the fatal fourway, and the main event, (even though it was a clusterfuck, it was a enjoyable clusterfuck. and cole's voice blew out before the match so there's that.) and there was a lot i hated: beth losing in her home town, (in front of her family, no less), and of course, cena winning the belt after being such a total dick for the past month. poor el patron. he'll be back soon. overall, a so so show.

RAW: god the first half was terrible but the second half made up for it. it seems the most dangerou move in wrestling now is the roll up since neither nattie or beth can seem to counter it. mark putting king through a table was good for me. hugh jackman was actually damn good. he was funny, energetic and entertaining. plus, he got ryder on tv. and yes, dolph does know who he is. i think the whole batman comment was just him ripping on hugh's accent. the ending came out of no where and i gotta give the E credit for surprising me like that. overall, skip the first half and you'll be happy.


impact: caught small parts of it but what i saw wasn't too bad. AJ/daniels has been getting good and both rhode and storm have been getting good singles pushes. overall, i liked what little i saw.


winners: hugh jackman for being awesome, ryder for winning. dos caras, cole for actually saying something positive about d-bryan last week and mark henry for winning the big one.

losers: cena for winning the belt for who cares how many times, kelly for beating beth in her home town and for still not RUNNING THE FUCKING ROPES!!


now, for my small rant about what the shades said about me and what i said.

i stand by what i said last week when i said mark henry was the strongest booked heel in the E and i mean it. this is the strongest he's ever been pushed and he's never looked better. he put out both the big show and kane, beaten up half the SD roster, and has just been a scary bastard. this is the mark henry i've wanted to see for the past 15 years. this mark henry i can buy as champ because he's been booked so strongly all summer and his attitude matches it. he's big, he's angry, he's violent and he dares anyone to stop him. is he the best wrestler? no, of course not, but i dont expect him to be. he's good enough in the ring to give a good man. not a great match but good enough to keep you watching. so before you call me out on my sanity, shades, maybe you should remember one thing: the great khali was WHC and he wishes he was as good as mark. so now, i dont expect a long run from mark but just enough that would cap off his career. kudos to you mark. you earned it.

and like stone cold always says:

"and that's all i have to say about that!"

I remember when Chris Benoit was the World Heavyweight Champion and Eddie Guerrero was the WWE Champion, now we have Cena and Mark Henry... Sad, so Sad.

So Cena is WWE champion again... SIGH... MOAN... GROAN... BIT- wait Henry's world champion too? HUZZAH! At least something good came from that clusterfrak of a pay per view.

ROH last week was amazing. Once again, the ladder WAR delivers.

Can't wait to watch Smackdown tonight and ROH tomorrow. I'm so glad there's a saturday wrestling show again.

BTW one of these days, you guys will HAVE to play this song:

"I remember when Chris Benoit was the World Heavyweight Champion and Eddie Guerrero was the WWE Champion, now we have Cena and Mark Henry... Sad, so Sad."

You do realise both of them flopped business wise right?

I think this week winners should be:
Cody Rhodes for retaining the IC title and beating Orton again.
Zack Ryder for his victory over the US Champion, Dolph Ziggler.
And Rainbow Dash for destroying Starscream in ScrewAttack Death Battle.

Also, I know this is early but I'm picking Daniel Bryan to win the Royal Rumble and get both the WWE and World Heavyweight Championships at WM 28.