I can only fathom how happy you guys are now that Eddie Edwards is the new ROH Champion (or more so that Roddy isn't).

SD! was just plain ol SD! so for the most part that was pretty good.

Raw: Meh it seemed lacking to me in some places, but it was somewhat decent nonetheless. Miz now presenting the M Championship was intriguing, if not a bit pointless IF Cena is in fact winning at Mania. Bryan and Sheamus are wrestling in a rematch at Mania, WOOT! and JoMo is buried in a graveyard...all thanks to Vickie

Impact: I...cannot describe it. Abyss returns...so why did Gunner win the TV Belt a week ago instead of just simply waiting one more week? Oh right, it's TNA...

Double dose of questions
1: Lonnie, your opinion on the WWE Rumblers toy (already know Matty's opinion on them)
2: Did you hear about WWE complaining to a newsletter or whatever it was because they refered to WWE as a 'wrestling company' ?

Winner: Wade Barrett if the rumors I heard are true.
Loser: Cole hands down

Here's to next week's Mania pre-show. Or as I like to call it "The WrestleMania 27 not quite live Pre-Show O-Rama-thon Spectacular...dot com."

Fuck you, Hackers !! Don't worry Matty, those are Cole Miners

un-prettier perfect show guys. i wont be reviewing raw because i was out of the house and didnt seen it and i was entertaining some female company. (giggidy goo). kudos to eddie edwards winning the ROH title. better than ronny holding it. and i did see the elgin/lee match on youtube. awesome sauce! and what a coincidence! this week's comment is brought to you by michael elgin: if you look up beast in the dictionary, you will find his pic next to it. then he will jump out of the book and throw your ass through the wall.

because elgin is beast.


impact: not bad but not good. more wrestling than last week. it seems like hogan and eric are living in a strange fantasy world where everything they do is right and logical and everyone else loves to point out the holes in their logic. its strange. so super mex is now a nazi? from this day forth, i shall refer to him as "ubermex". the last match was good but damnit! can we have one match without a FUBAR ending?! and RVD, stay off the sticky icky. its really messing you up. overall, not good but better than last week.

SD: decent show. cole continues to suck elephant dung from a hippo's ass. the matches were good of course. congrats to marble mouth for winning his first singles title. more heat for corre. the ADR/christian match was epic. they were made to feud. overall, i liked it.



winners: bryan, gail, tyson and melina for that epic mixed tag match on super stars, chris masters for making me mark out for him more, and my aunt for letting me and my friends watch WM at her house, on the big screen.


losers: for me, ubermex and his trey Reich mexican nazi stable. its bad enough they made him a heel but now, he's in a group with people who cant cut a promo for shit. also, okada. i took the time out to look at some of his matches on youtube (thanks royal) and he's green but talented. totally wasted in the joe/pope feud, which from what people have told me was joe's idea. so joe's a loser too for wasting not only his time but wasting a good talent like okada.





oh and before i forget, my friend don, (the guy who came up with my name) says he wants to sit in on the show next week. i told him i'd ask but no promises. its up to you guys if you want to have him on. but be warned: he's the black version of rappo!